Buffalo Bills carry Jim Schwartz off field for beating Lions

Monday, October 6th, 2014

Some things are so douchey that they only could have been thought up by Jim Schwartz. The Bills defensive coordinator was carried off the field following Buffalo's 17-14 win at Detroit on Sunday -- an excessive move for a regular-season win over the Lions, but a seemingly understandable moment of spontaneity ...

Bills to start Kyle Orton; Super Bowl berth awaits

Tuesday, September 30th, 2014

The Buffalo Bills announced that they mean business on Monday, naming Kyle Orton their starting quarterback for next week's game against Detroit in place of their first-round pick from last season, EJ Manuel. Some are seeing the turn to the Neckbeard as a panic move, but I see it for what ...

San Diego Chargers: Danny Woodhead officially out for the year

Monday, September 22nd, 2014

The San Diego Chargers' worst fears were confirmed on Monday as running back Danny Woodhead is officially out for the year after suffering a leg injury against the Buffalo Bills on Sunday. Woodhead will have surgery to repair his fractured right fibula and ankle and will be placed in injured ...

Jim Kelly declared cancer-free

Thursday, September 4th, 2014

In what has to be one of the best sports stories in the past few years, former Buffalo Bills quarterback Jim Kelly was declared cancer-free on Thursday after follow-up biopsies this week came back negative. On June 3, 2013, Kelly announced that he had been diagnosed with squamous cell carcinoma in ...

Bon Jovi writes letter to Buffalo; fans not impressed

Monday, August 4th, 2014

With Andre Reed's Hall of Fame induction and Buffalo playing in prime time to officially kick off the NFL preseason Sunday night, the Bills received more national attention this weekend than they have at any point since the height of the Zubaz Era. But one of the prospective new owners ...

Woe is Buffalo: America’s Most Miserable Sports City

Friday, July 11th, 2014

LeBron James' decision to return to Cleveland has had an unintended consequence: sealing Buffalo, New York's fate as the most mind-numbingly depressing city in which one can be a sports fan. For years, the competition on the opposite ends of Lake Erie was fierce and unrelenting. The resumes are remarkably similar: ...

Jon Bon Jovi denies interest in buying Bills

Tuesday, November 26th, 2013

The Buffalo Bills are like bad medicine. And long ago, Jon Bon Jovi established that bad medicine is what he needs. So it would make sense CBSSports.com reported on Sunday that the '80s rocker has expressed interest in purchasing the team when current owner Ralph Wilson dies. But on Monday, it became ...

Mario Williams sues ex for $785,000 engagement ring

Tuesday, May 14th, 2013

Since it's impossible to earn a ring on the field as a Buffalo Bill, Mario Williams is going to court. The highest-priced free agent defensive end in NFL history will go to a hearing Friday in Houston after suing his ex-fiancee for the $785,000 engagement ring he proposed to her with. ...