Big Ten Commissioner Jim Delany is a Tool

Tuesday, May 6th, 2014

There is no better symbol for everything that has gone horribly awry in college sports in the last half-decade than Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany, who today will take his latest turn at pissing into the eyeballs of his conference's fanbase in search of more dollar bills to not give ...

Frank Kaminsky stays at Wisconsin, says NBA looks “boring”

Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Part of blogging -- at least in the "good old days" of blogging -- is highlighting the work of other bloggers. It's how the community was built, really, until some places got so big that they didn't have to feature anyone else anymore. But we're not bitter. Today, we'll feature the ...

Big Ten rules drunken bracket

Thursday, March 21st, 2013

There's plenty of people out there who don't know what the hell they're doing when filling out a bracket, but worry not -- Yahoo Sports has been waiting for you to arrive. Providing insight from the opposite end of the scientific spectrum as Nate Silver's projections, Yahoo lets you auto-fill a ...

Jim Delany threatens to take Big Ten to D-III

Tuesday, March 19th, 2013

In one of the most amusing bluffs in the history of anything, Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany says his league will go to Division III before it pays one of its athletes a dime. In an interview with Sports Illustrated, Delany claimed that is the route the conference will take if ...

Tom Izzo questions Michigan State team’s toughness after loss

Monday, February 25th, 2013

After a 68-60 loss to No. 18 Ohio State on Sunday, Michigan State head coach Tom Izzo apparently has had enough of his team's recent lapses. The veteran coach questioned the Spartans' toughness following Sunday's loss. Just a week ago the Michigan State was the No. 4 team in college basketball, and was ...

Jim Delany and the New Robber Barons

Monday, November 19th, 2012

The robber barons were the men who helped grow the American economy into the world's giant. Many of our finest universities bear some of their names -- Duke, Stanford, Vanderbilt. They just happened to build it on the backs of underpaid immigrants and the occasional child laborer, which was all fine ...

Ohio State Hires The Family Guy

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Ohio State hired well-known Family Guy Peter Griffin Urban Meyer on Monday to coach its football team. Less than a year ago, Meyer stepped down from his post at Florida to spend more time with his family. Apparently, that family is incredibly boring. Or maybe they smell funny. Either way, coaching the ...

Indiana Reels In Monster Basketball Recruiting Class

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

It has been a tough few years in the land of the Hoosiers, as the Indiana University's basketball team has gone 28-66 over the first three years of the Tom Crean Era. Crean had the unenviable task of rebuilding the program from the smoking pile of rubble left by former ...