Archive for the ‘University of Kentucky’ Category

Kentucky Fans Are Expressing Their Joy in Prayer

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

You might have heard that Kentucky basketball fans are intensely excited their program hired John Calipari. Really, super duper excited. In fact, the Commonwealth is so stoked people are string words together in such a way that they vaguely resemble a poem. Who knew they could do such things? Seriously. This was ...

John Calipari is the Only Coach to Keep Kentucky Fans Happy

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

You may have heard something about the University of Kentucky looking for a basketball coach. Turns out the two years with Billy Gillispie didn't work out as well as everyone thought it would when they paraded him into town. But luckily for Kentucky, any problem can be erased with a few million ...

McD’s Bowl Picks Part Six: Sugar Bowl Edition

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

Updated through International Bowl Record: 17-10, 13-14 ATS The color guy on the Cotton Bowl broadcast just said Jevan Snead misses passes early in games "because he's high." Take from that what you will. Alabama is in deep shit if John Parker Wilson has to throw his way to victory. Tide fan is ...