Archive for the ‘John Calipari’ Category

Mario Chalmers, NCAA Hero of The Decade

Friday, August 21st, 2009

On Thursday, we learned that Memphis' 2007-08 season never actually happened as the NCAA stripped away all of the program's 38 wins due to the fact that Derrick Rose was not eligible to play in any of those games -- including the Tigers' appearance in the national championship game. No ...

Kentucky Fans Are Expressing Their Joy in Prayer

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

You might have heard that Kentucky basketball fans are intensely excited their program hired John Calipari. Really, super duper excited. In fact, the Commonwealth is so stoked people are string words together in such a way that they vaguely resemble a poem. Who knew they could do such things? Seriously. This was ...

John Calipari is the Only Coach to Keep Kentucky Fans Happy

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

You may have heard something about the University of Kentucky looking for a basketball coach. Turns out the two years with Billy Gillispie didn't work out as well as everyone thought it would when they paraded him into town. But luckily for Kentucky, any problem can be erased with a few million ...