Archive for the ‘Kobe Bryant’ Category

Time For A New Commercial

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Advertisers were clearly counting on David Stern to orchestrate another dream NBA Finals this year, as seemingly every product shown during the playoffs was endorsed by the combination of LeBron James and Kobe Bryant. The much-needed orgasm of capitalism that our economy needs was supposed to ultimately culminate with the ...

Phil Jackson Is Less Than Pleased With Lamar Odom (Already)

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Well, well, well, this didn't take very long. One of the most enigmatic players in the Association is already drawing the ire of his head coach. Let's remember, it's the preseason. A little early to be chapping the boss's ass we'd say. Nevertheless, Lamar Odom started and ran the point for ...

Chinese Leftovers: The Best Scraps From Beijing

Monday, August 25th, 2008

You've already seen our favorite memories from Olympiads past. Or if you haven't, you're going to now. And if you still don't, I have some friends in the Chinese government that will try to arrange things so you are more properly educated. This year's Olympics also provided us with a cornucopia ...

They’re Kidding, Right?

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Game Two of the NBA Finals was by far the worst officiated game of basketball I've ever witnessed. And I've seen a lot of Duke games.The officials basically handed last night's game to the Celtics. Boston came out on top 108-102 after a furious comeback by the Lakers, but the ...

Buster Olney Is Insane

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

I have stated time and again that I love the offseason in baseball. I love all the crazy rumors, I love laughing at the bonehead deals GMs offer in an attempt to save their hides and I love the wild fan speculation as to what their team is actually going ...