Archive for the ‘Kobe Bryant’ Category

Kobe Bryant Not Looking To Be Traded

Monday, December 19th, 2011

Over the past week rumors circulated that Kobe Bryant was irate that the Los Angeles Lakers had traded long-time teammate Lamar Odom and that he was going to demand a trade from the team. Those reports were apparently completely unfounded. In an extensive interview published today, the 33-year-old Bryant had the ...

Watch Your Language

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

WARNING: The following post contains offensive language. But that's what the internet was made for, so deal with it. In the past month, two NBA players — Kobe Bryant and Joakim Noah — have both been heavily fined by David Stern and universally chided for using the term "fucking faggot" after ...

Kobe Bryant Is Spectacular In Game One Win For Lakers

Monday, May 17th, 2010

After all the questions about Kobe Bryant's health entering Monday night's Western Conference Finals opener against the Phoenix Suns, it seemed like the Los Angeles Lakers might be doomed. Um, nope. The Lakers crushed the Suns 128-107 thanks to a huge night offensively for No. 24. Bryant had his knee drained and ...

Gimme A Break

Friday, March 12th, 2010

As my Rashaan Salaam No. 31 attests, buying jerseys has never been a particularly wise investment. It's only gotten worse as the years have gone on. Even when you buy the jersey of a bona fide star, odds are he won't be around forever. How many Chargers fans ever thought ...

Whoomp! There It Is! NBA Jam’s Long Awaited Revival

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Boomshakalaka! NBA Jam is back! From the What-Took-Them-So-Long Department, Nintendo has announced plans to remake the basketball video game classic for Wii. Scheduled out later this year, the game is expected to closely resemble the original with the game’s creator, Mark Turmell, involved in the title’s reclamation. I was obsessed with NBA ...

Time For A New Commercial

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Advertisers were clearly counting on David Stern to orchestrate another dream NBA Finals this year, as seemingly every product shown during the playoffs was endorsed by the combination of LeBron James and Kobe Bryant. The much-needed orgasm of capitalism that our economy needs was supposed to ultimately culminate with the ...

Phil Jackson Is Less Than Pleased With Lamar Odom (Already)

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Well, well, well, this didn't take very long. One of the most enigmatic players in the Association is already drawing the ire of his head coach. Let's remember, it's the preseason. A little early to be chapping the boss's ass we'd say. Nevertheless, Lamar Odom started and ran the point for ...