Archive for the ‘LeBron James’ Category
Friday, February 4th, 2011
If this NBA season has taught us anything, it's that LeBron James' decision to abandon Cleveland was not exactly misguided, at least outside of that whole terrible execution thing. (Involving Jim Gray in anything pretty much guarantees you of terrible execution). The woeful supporting cast he had with the Cavaliers ...
Posted in Cleveland Cavaliers, LeBron James, Los Angeles Clippers, Miami Heat, NBA | 2 Comments »
Monday, July 12th, 2010
The ratings are in for LeBronapalooza, aka the Bron-Bron Fellatiathon, also known as "The Decision."*
As expected, it was a ratings bonanza. I guess.
With 9.95 million viewers, the program was the third-highest rated show on cable this year, trailing only the Pro Bowl and an episode of Nickelodeon's "iCarly."
Wait. Whaaaaaaa?
The most ...
Posted in Accursed Sports Towns, Bad Journalism, LeBron James | 3 Comments »
Friday, July 9th, 2010
Three years ago, I wrote my first real blog post for this site attempting to determine which town was America's Most Tortured Sports City. It's still the most commented upon piece I've done here. Ultimately it boiled down to Buffalo vs. Cleveland, with Buffalo getting the temporary nod.
It's been a ...
Posted in Accursed Sports Towns, Cleveland, LeBron James | 2 Comments »
Thursday, July 1st, 2010
Apparently, the New Jersey Nets aren't out of the LeBron James sweepstakes just yet. We're only hours in to the 2010 Free Agency Extravaganza the sports world has been looking forward to for three years and already some crazy rumors are flying.
According to ESPN's Chad Ford, the Nets believe they ...
Posted in LeBron James, NBA, NBA Rumors, Rumors | 1 Comment »
Friday, May 14th, 2010
Big ups to the Cleveland Cavaliers, who became the first team to trail by just three baskets with over a minute left to play in a playoff game and made no attempt whatsoever to stop the clock or get the ball back from the opponent.
The pathetic ending aside, one other ...
Posted in Accursed Sports Towns, Cleveland, LeBron James | 6 Comments »
Friday, March 12th, 2010
As my Rashaan Salaam No. 31 attests, buying jerseys has never been a particularly wise investment. It's only gotten worse as the years have gone on. Even when you buy the jersey of a bona fide star, odds are he won't be around forever. How many Chargers fans ever thought ...
Posted in Gilbert Arenas, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James | No Comments »
Thursday, January 14th, 2010
Boomshakalaka! NBA Jam is back!
From the What-Took-Them-So-Long Department, Nintendo has announced plans to remake the basketball video game classic for Wii. Scheduled out later this year, the game is expected to closely resemble the original with the game’s creator, Mark Turmell, involved in the title’s reclamation.
I was obsessed with NBA ...
Posted in Brad Lohaus, Chris Paul, Dirk Nowitzki, Dwight Howard, Dwyane Wade, General, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, NBA, NBA Jam, Video Games | 10 Comments »
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
Advertisers were clearly counting on David Stern to orchestrate another dream NBA Finals this year, as seemingly every product shown during the playoffs was endorsed by the combination of LeBron James and Kobe Bryant. The much-needed orgasm of capitalism that our economy needs was supposed to ultimately culminate with the ...
Posted in Accursed Sports Towns, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, NBA Finals | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009
In case you don't watch every show on DVR or online and can't fast forward through every commercial break, then I'm sure you're more than aware of Friday's upcoming release of "Angels and Demons."
The critics are saying: "Better than 'The Da Vinci Code' in every way imaginable!"
I would hope ...
Posted in Al Davis, Albert Pujols, Alex Rodriguez, Angels and Demons, Golf, Ill Behaved Individuals, LeBron James, Manny Pacquiao, MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, Patrick Kane, Roger Clemens, Terrell Owens, Tiger Woods, Urban Meyer | 4 Comments »
Thursday, April 16th, 2009
The Philadelphia 76ers beat the Cleveland Cavaliers 111-110 in overtime last night, handing the Cavs their 2nd home loss on the season. Even with LeBron James on the bench Cleveland looked pretty good on their home court, proving that there may be something to this whole "home court advantage" thing. ...
Posted in Anderson Varejao, Delonte West, Detroit Pistons, Dwight Howard, Joe Smith, LeBron James, Mo Williams, NBA, NBA Playoffs, Orlando Magic, Philadelpha 76ers | No Comments »