Ohio State Hires The Family Guy

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Ohio State hired well-known Family Guy Peter Griffin Urban Meyer on Monday to coach its football team. Less than a year ago, Meyer stepped down from his post at Florida to spend more time with his family. Apparently, that family is incredibly boring. Or maybe they smell funny. Either way, coaching the ...

Week Two College Football Roundup

Sunday, September 11th, 2011

Even though Indiana football is depressingly bad, Purdue is still just as bad. And that's awesome. Make no mistake, Indiana would have lost to Rice too, and it might not have been close enough for a blocked field goal to make a difference. But damn is it fun to watch Purdue ...

McD’s College Football Week Two Picks

Friday, September 9th, 2011

I honestly couldn't find a game I care about previewing in depth this week. Not for a lack of good games, just none of them have a hook or anything interesting happening. The potential conference meltdown has sucked all the fun out of this week. Plus it's time for a ...

Get Ready To Screw Boise State

Sunday, September 12th, 2010

Only in college football could the third-ranked team in the nation somehow lose during their bye week. Boise State gets the honors this year, and in week two no less, because Virginia Tech managed to lose to I-AA James Madison at home, in Blacksburg. The immediate reaction all over the country was ...

Big Ten Conference Alignment Suggestions

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

Now that the Big Ten has added Nebraska to become the new Big 12, the conference has to avoid making the same mistake the old Big XII made: putting all the good teams into one side of the conference (the Big XII South) and havingĀ a totally irrelevant division full ...

Santonio Holmes Should Probably Just Stop Talking For A While

Friday, May 21st, 2010

The New York Jets and are one of the more entertaining stories in the NFL right now. Head coach Rex Ryan is singularly funny, scary and a little creepy, but man does he let you know how he feels. And right now, he feels like New York's new stadium should ...

Minnesota Timberwolves Pining Over Evan Turner

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

If you went by the odds, entering last night's NBA Draft Lottery, the Minnesota Timberwolves were slated to end up with the No. 2 overall pick. After a long, disappointing season that ended with a 15-67 record, all the T'wolves wanted was the No. 2 pick. Instead they will select ...

Vernon Gholston Is Doing Just Great

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

We've mentioned before that New York Jets linebacker Vernon Gholston is one of the biggest draft busts in NFL history, but now things are just getting better and better for Ohio State's version of Mike Mamula. Gholston was supposed to arrive in the NFL and have the same type of impact ...

Barred From Seeing A Great Finish

Monday, September 14th, 2009

So I took a trip to Chicago on Saturday morning, riding the Amtrak from Indianapolis to Chi-Town's Union Station for a weekend of Windy City Madness. The plan was to meet our resident legal expert "Booter" early Saturday, find an appropriate sports bar and watch football all day, culminating in ...

College Football Personality Test

Friday, September 4th, 2009

With the start of the college football season we thought we'd put together a handy guide for those of you out there who aren't sure where to focus your attention this season. We've compiled a list of questions, our College Football Personality Test. Each answer has a numerical value, one through ...