New York Jets and Tennessee Titans make NFL history

Tuesday, December 18th, 2012

The 1958 NFL Championship between the New York Giants and Baltimore Colts is considered by most historians to be "the greatest game every played." Or at least the most important, as it helped make football the American sport of the television age. Certainly, it set the stage for the creation of ...

Are You Ready For Some Stupidity?

Tuesday, October 4th, 2011

For years, I have opined to my friends that Hank Williams, Jr. has the easiest job in the world: singing the Monday Night Football theme. Just slightly tweak the lyrics to reflect the teams playing that week, and voila, you have your paycheck. In order to lose a gig like ...

Kid Rock: Born Sh*tty?

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

I could not believe my ears Monday night as the new Kid Rock song "Born Free" played while ESPN's Monday Night Countdown segued into Monday Night Football. The same song was used incessantly during TBS' postseason baseball coverage, which was apparently the network's only way of making a game called ...

Tennessee Left With Options, Just Not Many

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

After Will Muschamp turned down the chance to be the head football coach at the University of Tennessee, the Volunteers have been left standing at the altar without a bride. Lane Kiffin's departure has caught Tennessee's athletic department completely surprised and unprepared for what to do with the future of ...

Piss On The NFC East

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Were you aware that there are other divisions in the NFL besides the NFC East? I was recently apprised of this development and I'm still not sure what my proper reaction should be. Or at least that would be the possible response of someone who gleaned most of their NFL knowledge ...

News Of The Day!

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Imagine, if you will, this post being presented with '40s newsreel music and '40s newsreel guy doing the reading. Only using modern phrases, because I'm too lazy to look up some hep '40s slang.Now presenting.... The News of the Day!"Anger in Buffalo"Just yesterday we told you about Buffalo's latest meltdown ...

The Bills Are Back!

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Not even Shakespeare could have dreamed of a storyline as glorious as those displayed by Dick Jauron's Buffalo Bills every time they appear on Monday Night Football. For the third time in as many years, the Bills have turned a near-certain victory into a mind-boggling defeat, cementing the heated argument that ...

Sense Has Stopped Being Made

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

The sporting world appears to have taken David Byrne's words to heart, because this week things have officially stopped making sense. We can only hope general managers in oversized suits aren't far behind. A few noticeable items: - The Monday Night Football game between the Cardinals and 49ers should have had ...