Dontrelle Willis Retires From Baseball

Monday, July 2nd, 2012

Former Florida Marlins sensation Dontrelle Willis has announced his retirement from baseball. The announcement comes after the left-hander had made several disappointing appearances for the Baltimore Orioles' Triple-A team. In four starts at Triple-A Norfolk, Willis was 0-3 with an 8.53 ERA. Willis was the National League Rookie of the Year in ...

Tigers, Marlins Discussing Matt Garza With Cubs

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

The Detroit Tigers lost out in the Gio Gonzalez sweepstakes when the Oakland A's dealt the lefty to the Washington Nationals, but that doesn't mean the Tigers don't have other options. Detroit has apparently expressed serious interest in Chicago Cubs right-hander Matt Garza and they aren't the only ones. The Miami ...

Albert Pujols Talking To Miami Marlins

Friday, November 11th, 2011

We mentioned the other day that the Florida Miami Marlins were making a big push in free agency this winter and that will continue as the fish are scheduled to be the first team to meet with St. Louis Cardinals slugger Albert Pujols. Pujols and his agent Dan Lozano will ...

Report: Ozzie Guillen Set To Manage Miami Marlins (UPDATED)

Monday, September 26th, 2011

Well, that didn't take long. On the same day he was reportedly set to be let go by the Chicago White Sox - and current Florida Marlins manager Jack McKeon announced he'd retire - Ozzie Guillen is reportedly headed south to become the first manager of the Miami Marlins. ESPN Chicago ...

Marlins Closer Isn’t Who He Says He Is

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

Apparently Florida Marlins closer Leo Nunez is a real-life Don Draper. The (supposedly) 28-year-old right hander has apparently been playing under an assumed name, and was forced to return to his native Dominican Republic on Thursday to clear up some immigration issues. Two sources claim the Marlins have known about Nunez's ...

Logan Morrison Will Not Be Silenced!

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

As we've seen throughout the Middle East this past spring and summer, Twitter users will risk anything to thwart tyranny and oppression. Surely with that in mind, Florida Marlins outfielder Logan Morrison grandly announced his return to Major League Baseball last night. Morrison was inexplicably sent to Triple-A New Orleans on ...

Woe Is Miami

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

Patrick Dorsey, presumably no relation to Ken, penned an excellent ESPN Page 2 column on Monday which detailed the sheer hell that comes with being a Miami sports fan. But Patrick didn't quite go far enough when he said that Miami is on its way to becoming America's Most Miserable Sports ...