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Texas Rangers Unveil Massive Wieners

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Sorry, perverts. This isn't some Deadspin-style expose where we hid in Mike Napoli's locker with a camera and a tape measure. This is a story about hot dogs. Specifically, the one-pound hot dogs that will be offered at Rangers Ballpark this season. Yes, you read correctly. Because the one thing America doesn't ...

A Good Post Gone Bad

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

If you ever become a prominent athlete in Houston, apparently there is a very good chance of a meat product being named after you. I discovered this not too long ago at a trip to the grocery store when I stumbled upon many of these said items in the meat aisle. ...

Hey Kid, The Padres Have A Rotation Spot Open

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

I love stories like this so let me take a deep breath before diving in. OK, here goes. Nine-year-old Jericho Scott of New Haven, Connecticut is apparently just too damn good at baseball. Scott is a right-handed pitcher whose fastball tops out at around 40 mph. That's so hard some parents ...

That was Ugg-ly

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

In case you missed it (and you might have because it lingered a bit, just a bit), Tuesday night's All-Star Game was an instant classic. It had everything. Great pitching, some ridiculous plays by the likes of Miguel Tejada and Nate McLouth and a walk-off sac fly play at the ...

Context, Please

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Jenni Carlson is back at it. No, not angering Mike Gundy to the point of hilarity (and a contract extension).She is, however, making noise with claims of sexism without proper context.The last time this happened -- at least that I was paying attention -- was during the "infamous" incident regarding ...

The Luckiest Guys In Sports History

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Like most of the sports blogosphere we've been shocked, saddened and disappointed about one of the biggest headlines of the past few weeks. We simply can't believe that one of the hottest women in the world would possibly be interested in this guy. That's right, supermodel and hot piece of ...

The Bedpost is My New Favorite Weapon

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

First let me say this: I am an unapologetic Green Bay Packers homer. And no, I don't care how you feel about Brett Favre. He is akin to a deity. No matter what.Now, onto the real news. Packers backup running back Noah Herron, who went to the football powerhouse that ...

Make Money The O.J. Simpson Juror Way

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

The following is a paid advertisement of Make Money Off O.J. Inc. and does not reflect the views of Rumors and Rants. Well, it might. Those guys are deranged.Nothing to do this fall? Want a chance to be a part of the action? To get involved? To invest in your ...