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Texas Rangers Unveil Massive Wieners

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Sorry, perverts. This isn't some Deadspin-style expose where we hid in Mike Napoli's locker with a camera and a tape measure. This is a story about hot dogs. Specifically, the one-pound hot dogs that will be offered at Rangers Ballpark this season. Yes, you read correctly. Because the one thing America doesn't ...

A Good Post Gone Bad

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

If you ever become a prominent athlete in Houston, apparently there is a very good chance of a meat product being named after you. I discovered this not too long ago at a trip to the grocery store when I stumbled upon many of these said items in the meat aisle. ...

Hey Kid, The Padres Have A Rotation Spot Open

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

I love stories like this so let me take a deep breath before diving in. OK, here goes. Nine-year-old Jericho Scott of New Haven, Connecticut is apparently just too damn good at baseball. Scott is a right-handed pitcher whose fastball tops out at around 40 mph. That's so hard some parents ...

That was Ugg-ly

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

In case you missed it (and you might have because it lingered a bit, just a bit), Tuesday night's All-Star Game was an instant classic. It had everything. Great pitching, some ridiculous plays by the likes of Miguel Tejada and Nate McLouth and a walk-off sac fly play at the ...

Context, Please

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Jenni Carlson is back at it. No, not angering Mike Gundy to the point of hilarity (and a contract extension).She is, however, making noise with claims of sexism without proper context.The last time this happened -- at least that I was paying attention -- was during the "infamous" incident regarding ...