Archive for the ‘Olympics’ Category

Most Glorious Day For North Korea

Thursday, July 26th, 2012

In an effort to make some extra dough at Rumors and Rants, we've decided to make a foray into public relations writing. Our first client is the People's Republic of Korea. Wednesday mark a great day in the most glorious history of Democratic People's Republic of Korea! In greatest athletic feat since ...

United States Soccer Fails to Qualify for Olympics

Monday, March 26th, 2012

The United States' soccer team will not be headed to the Olympics thanks to an epic goalkeeping gaffe. The U.S. Under-23 team tied El Salvador 3-3 on Monday night, ending its Olympic dream, but the play that cost them a trip to London will be remembered for quite some time. Young keeper ...

This Is Creepy

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

Let me first preface this post by saying that I wouldn't be caught dead watching Dancing With the Stars. Anywhere. Ever. Not even the opportunity to see the painfully hot Julianne Hough in skimpy outfits on a weekly basis could get me into it. That said, it was brought to my ...

This New President Could Do Wonders for Chicago’s Olympic Bid

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

There was a little news item floating around Monday in relation to this guy we elected to run these United States of America and his connection to Chicago which brushes right into our little realm of sports. With Chicago very much in the running to host the Olympics in 2016, people ...