Archive for the ‘Carlos Zambrano’ Category

Name Tags Will Be A Must At Cubs Convention

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Theocracies rely on the belief in a higher power. And after weeks of roster shaving and tinkering, I'm being forced to put an awful lot of faith in what Theo Epstein has planned for my beloved Chicago Cubs. "Who are these f*ckin' guys?" Out are familiar faces like Aramis Ramirez, Carlos Zambrano, Sean ...

Don’t Shoot the Messenger

Monday, June 6th, 2011

The beauty of the Chicago Cubs is the simplicity of their design. Just when you think they've lost in the crappiest way you could ever imagine, they find a way to do something even worse the very next day. That was the case on Sunday, as the Cubs got swept by ...

The Chicago Cubs Have Arrived With My Ulcer

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Well, the moment has arrived for those of us who have the sometimes unfortunate designation of being a Chicago Cubs fan. And I'm not talking about you douchebags that show up at Wrigley during the year to drink beer and soak up the sun but don't know who that day's starting ...

Hey Did You Hear What the Chicago Cubs Did?

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

We're sorry. We know it's late. We know it's old news. We know that by now you're way beyond the fact that the Cubs clinched their second straight NL Central title over the weekend and have now set their eyes squarely on making the World Series. Still sounds funny to say ...

A Retrospective Look at Hurricane Carlos’ Path of Destruction

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to witness a no-hitter in person? Well, have ya? If  you answered yes, then do we ever have a solution for you: a guest entry from Cousin Charlie, long-time friend of the program who was in attendance at Miller Park on Sunday ...