With Tiger Woods now allegedly shacked up with Mistress No. 1, Rachel Uchitel, and the falling of the Axis of Evil that was the pairing of Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson, we’ve been thinking a lot about these two athletes and their sex lives. We obviously all know about Tiger’s philandering and A-Rod was notoriously outed for stepping out on his ex-wife, plus after dumping the Queen of awful romantic comedies (Hudson) he was seen hitting on everything in sight the next day.
Rodriguez and Woods have also shared a mistress, seeing as how A-Rod has been linked to Uchitel in the past as well.
So of these two titans of sport, who is the sleazier womanizer? Time to break this down Tale of the Tape style. To be clear, getting points with this one is not a good thing. The sleazier Lothario will end up with the higher score.
Woods: Somewhere around 19 right now.
Rodriguez: Apparently countless (but not very public) according to this.
Woods: Shock, disgust, outrage.
Woods: Gatorade, Accenture, Tag Heuer, Gillette
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Rodriguez: Won a World Series and admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs, so now no one cares about his womanizing.
Verdict: 4-2 Tiger Woods
This isn’t much of a surprise. Sure A-Rod’s exploits are a little out there, but he’s managed to avoid nailing women who want to blab about it on national television. The wealth of creepy details now available about Tiger’s sex life definitely make him the creepier guy.