Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011
Patrick Dorsey, presumably no relation to Ken, penned an excellent ESPN Page 2 column on Monday which detailed the sheer hell that comes with being a Miami sports fan.
But Patrick didn't quite go far enough when he said that Miami is on its way to becoming America's Most Miserable Sports ...
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Thursday, May 19th, 2011
Based on the happenings of the past few weeks, it would appear that woebegone Cleveland is starting to experience something typically associated with fictional former Indians closer Rick Vaughn... winning.
First, Peyton Hillis shocked the world by becoming the most average football player since, well, John Madden to be named to ...
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Tuesday, April 19th, 2011
The battle for Madden '12 cover boy (Motto: The only place you'll see the NFL in 2011-12!) has been narrowed down to Eagles quarterback Michael Vick and Cleveland Browns running back Jim Brown.
Wait, what's that? (Looks at screen again)
Browns running back PEYTON HILLIS? What the...
On the surface, this appears to ...
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Wednesday, March 30th, 2011
It's been a long time coming for the city of Cleveland. After years, hell, decades of repeated setbacks, the city finally got the big win it has been waiting for. Last night the Cavaliers ripped the visiting Miami Heat and LeBron James 102-90 in what had to be the most ...
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Friday, February 11th, 2011
Good news, Cleveland fans! This year's Cavaliers aren't even the worst team in your city's glorious history.
Or are they?
The distinction of worst team in the history of Cleveland -- if not all of sports -- has long been the domain of the 1899 Cleveland Spiders, who finished a putrid 20-134 ...
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Monday, December 20th, 2010
On Sunday night, former Browns quarterback/American legend Bernie Kosar saw his name ripped out of the record books by Johnny-come-lately Tom Brady.
Brady established a new NFL record for most consecutive passes without an interception in a single season, making it to his 292nd straight pass without getting picked off, breaking ...
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Monday, November 29th, 2010
For as long as I have written for this site, I have speculated about the never-ending battle taking place on opposite ends of Lake Erie as Buffalo and Cleveland duke it out for the distinction of being America's Most Tortured Sports City. (I also commend Seattle's strong push to become ...
Posted in Accursed Sports Towns, Buffalo, NFL | 1 Comment »
Monday, July 12th, 2010
The ratings are in for LeBronapalooza, aka the Bron-Bron Fellatiathon, also known as "The Decision."*
As expected, it was a ratings bonanza. I guess.
With 9.95 million viewers, the program was the third-highest rated show on cable this year, trailing only the Pro Bowl and an episode of Nickelodeon's "iCarly."
Wait. Whaaaaaaa?
The most ...
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Friday, July 9th, 2010
Three years ago, I wrote my first real blog post for this site attempting to determine which town was America's Most Tortured Sports City. It's still the most commented upon piece I've done here. Ultimately it boiled down to Buffalo vs. Cleveland, with Buffalo getting the temporary nod.
It's been a ...
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Thursday, October 29th, 2009
The Web has been blowing up over this week's sightings of Alessandra Ambrosio on the beach. Yeah, I mean, I guess she's alright.
Mark McGwire's five-step approach to hitting - Club Seat
The top 10 franchises of the past decade - Randall Simon's Sausages
The Quandary of JaMarcus Russell - The Legend of ...
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