Archive for the ‘Cleveland Browns’ Category

Whatchu Talkin Bout…Hillis?

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

The battle for Madden '12 cover boy (Motto: The only place you'll see the NFL in 2011-12!) has been narrowed down to Eagles quarterback Michael Vick and Cleveland Browns running back Jim Brown. Wait, what's that? (Looks at screen again) Browns running back PEYTON HILLIS? What the... On the surface, this appears to ...

Dear Mike Holmgren: Goooood Luck

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Mike Holmgren is one heck of a football guy. Really, he is. Just consider his coaching career. Holmgren has taken two franchises -- the only two he has ever coached -- to the Super Bowl. He won Super Bowl XXI with Brett Favre in Green Bay and returned to the big ...

Is 2009 The Worst NFL Season Of All-Time?

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

The NFL is bigger and more popular than ever. But that doesn’t necessarily mean the league is better. There appears to be a large number of just awful teams this season. I’m talking absolutely putrid. Like teams you know are going to lose all week long. My roommate relayed a conversation he had ...

Poor Brady Quinn

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Head coach Eric Mangini announced today that Derek Anderson will take over the starting quarterback role for the winless Cleveland Browns. That will leave everyone's favorite former Domer, Brady Quinn, holding a clipboard during this Sunday's contest with Cincinnati. Quinn, who seems more interested in working his pecs than developing his ...

TheBaker’s NFL Preview: Cleveland Browns

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

O Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo? In the unemployment line where he belongs. Another overhyped New England Patriots assistant coach, Romeo Crennel went 10-22 in his first two seasons as Cleveland's head coach before the Browns surprised the world with a 10-6 campaign in 2007. However, Cleveland regressed big time ...

Latest NFL Draft Rumors

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Since we're inching towards the two-day sportsgasm that is the NFL Draft we figured we'd give you a look into some of the hottests rumors circulating at this late hour. Deal with Stafford all but done Yahoo! Sports' Jason Cole reported late Wednesday night that the Lions were very close to polishing ...

This Is No Joke

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

It's April Fools Day, and few people enjoy playing a good prank better than myself. Just ask my buddy Detroit Vince. In high school, all Vince wanted to do was get invited to a "real party." Apparently, our parties of watching B-movies and playing video games did not constitute ...

Where Will Jay Cutler Be Sulking Next Year?

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Well, my master plan of getting Jay Cutler the hell away from the AFC West because I can't stand seeing his utterly emotionless face on the sidelines is almost complete. Cutler has now demanded a trade after his feelings were hurt when the Broncos brought his name up in trade ...

So, What Went Wrong?

Monday, January 5th, 2009

After what was arguably the most interesting final Sunday in NFL history -- The Big Lead at least had a premonition of this awesomeness, but it played out far wackier than any of us could have anticipated -- and a fairly decent Wild Card weekend, we're down the final eight playoff contestants. ...

Are We Really Doing This Again Norv?

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

With today's completely entertaining whacking of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers my San Diego Chargers moved one step closer to what could be the most undeserving playoff run in modern sports history. And thanks to the Denver Broncos completely shitting the bed, at home, against the Buffalo Bills, all the Chargers ...