Archive for the ‘Denver Broncos’ Category

The Art of Being Tebowed

Monday, December 12th, 2011

I have never been teabagged before, but I can't imagine it feels any worse than being Tebowed. I've been trying my damndest (sorry for the harsh language, Tim) to think of what exactly that verb means since the Bears became The Pious QB's latest victims. I believe it would read something ...

Jay Cutler Signs Contract Extension, Kyle Orton Simply Wins Games

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

First thing I thought upon reading that Jay Cutler had signed a two-year extension with the Chicago Bears that inks him through the 2013 season: This situation just became impossibly rich. Think about it. The Bears traded Kyle Orton, two first round picks and a third-rounder to the Denver Broncos for ...

Tecmo KO

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Trick question: How do you make Kyle Orton even more awesome? I know, I know. It doesn't even seem possible. But some techno genius has done it. Or should I say, Tecmo Genius? That's right. Orton's miracle shoulda-been-an-interception game-winning heave to Brandon Stokley has been reinvented in 8-bit Tecmo Bowl glory. There are some ...

Latest NFL Draft Rumors

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Since we're inching towards the two-day sportsgasm that is the NFL Draft we figured we'd give you a look into some of the hottests rumors circulating at this late hour. Deal with Stafford all but done Yahoo! Sports' Jason Cole reported late Wednesday night that the Lions were very close to polishing ...

Where Will Jay Cutler Be Sulking Next Year?

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Well, my master plan of getting Jay Cutler the hell away from the AFC West because I can't stand seeing his utterly emotionless face on the sidelines is almost complete. Cutler has now demanded a trade after his feelings were hurt when the Broncos brought his name up in trade ...

Jay Cutler Wants To Be A Bear, He Just Doesn’t Know It Yet

Monday, March 16th, 2009

I know it’s a pipe dream, but the Chicago Bears should make a serious play for distraught Denver Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler. The Bears futility under center has been well documented. It’s the largest positional black hole in sports history. Cutler, who hails from Santa Claus, Ind., is a Bears ...

Mel Kiper, You Are My Hero

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

I officially retract everything negative I've ever said about Mel Kiper Jr. Sure, he may be a blowhard who has a creepy obsession with 18 to 25-year-old men, but I can forgive that. And though his nightly, ESPN-sponsored, cat fights with Todd McShay make me want to gouge my eyes ...

So, What Went Wrong?

Monday, January 5th, 2009

After what was arguably the most interesting final Sunday in NFL history -- The Big Lead at least had a premonition of this awesomeness, but it played out far wackier than any of us could have anticipated -- and a fairly decent Wild Card weekend, we're down the final eight playoff contestants. ...

Closing the Book On This Chargers-Broncos Replay Thing

Monday, September 15th, 2008

We've already published one considerably long, angry rant on this subject. But, like that long distance relationship that ended with a break up text message, all we want is some real closure. So, let's just say this: Yes, the Chargers got screwed. No, it's not right. Yes, referee Ed Hochuli just ...

A Screw-Job For The Ages

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Let me just start this post off by letting everyone know that I am a Chargers fan. At first glance this may seem like homer-ish drivel, but I promise you I've had hours to digest what happened at "Obama Field" in Denver, and I can come to no other conclusion ...