USC Trojans vs. Minnesota Golden Gophers Preview

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

Minnesota (0-0) at (25) Southern California (0-0) (-23.5) USC's secondary coach resigned Thursday, the team's defense was historically, hilariously bad last year, the offense only showed hints of breaking out of the vanilla coma created in the Sarkisian/Bates/late Carroll era, and the Trojans still ineligible for both the Pac-12 title game ...

Al Davis Is Always Good For A Laugh

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis, who is still alive thanks to nightly readings of the Necronomicon and the daily drinking of virgin blood (or so we hear), hired a new coach on Tuesday. Yes, Raiders offensive coordinator Hue Jackson was promoted to the big job, but more importantly, Davis used ...

Despite Sanctions Lane Kiffin And USC Reeling In Recruits

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

USC was supposed to be dead. The Trojans were buried by what most feel were excessive penalties in the wake of the Reggie Bush ruling by the NCAA. But somehow Lane Kiffin and his staff have chugged right along on the recruiting trail, pulling in commitments as if those penalties ...

Lane Kiffin’s Job Is Not In Jeopardy

Friday, December 3rd, 2010

Noted moron Bill Plaschke of the Los Angeles Times made the case Thursday that USC head coach Lane Kiffin could be fired if the Trojans lose to UCLA this weekend. Now, putting aside the fact that Plaschke has always been a UCLA honk, and forgiving him for having the IQ ...

It Happened Again

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

Years from now, USC's 36-7 loss to Oregon State in Corvallis will probably just be a hilarious footnote from a very odd season for the Southern California Trojans. Probation, no bowl games, and terrible defense (despite the presence of Monte Kiffin) will probably get most of the press. But USC losing ...