T.J. McDonald Returning To USC

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

While waiting for star quarterback Matt Barkley to decide whether or not he will make himself available for the 2012 NFL draft, the USC Trojans got good news about the status of the team's other No. 7. All-American safety T.J. McDonald has announced his intention to return to USC for ...

Lane Kiffin Donates Beanie To Dan Patrick Show Man Cave

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

USC head coach Lane Kiffin has been making the radio rounds early this week to talk about his team's stunning 38-35 upset win over Oregon on Saturday, and also to discuss the Trojans' upcoming rivalry showdown with UCLA. On Monday he hit the Dan Patrick Show on and was razzed by ...

Marc Tyler Returns To USC Backfield

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Back on June 17 USC Trojans running back Marc Tyler popped off to TMZ, making jokes about several things, including how USC football players were getting paid. In the video a clearly intoxicated Tyler embarrassed himself and the University. To his credit, oft-criticized USC coach Lane Kiffin suspended Tyler indefinitely. Now, ...

USC Trojans vs. Minnesota Golden Gophers Preview

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

Minnesota (0-0) at (25) Southern California (0-0) (-23.5) USC's secondary coach resigned Thursday, the team's defense was historically, hilariously bad last year, the offense only showed hints of breaking out of the vanilla coma created in the Sarkisian/Bates/late Carroll era, and the Trojans still ineligible for both the Pac-12 title game ...

Al Davis Is Always Good For A Laugh

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis, who is still alive thanks to nightly readings of the Necronomicon and the daily drinking of virgin blood (or so we hear), hired a new coach on Tuesday. Yes, Raiders offensive coordinator Hue Jackson was promoted to the big job, but more importantly, Davis used ...

Despite Sanctions Lane Kiffin And USC Reeling In Recruits

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

USC was supposed to be dead. The Trojans were buried by what most feel were excessive penalties in the wake of the Reggie Bush ruling by the NCAA. But somehow Lane Kiffin and his staff have chugged right along on the recruiting trail, pulling in commitments as if those penalties ...

Lane Kiffin’s Job Is Not In Jeopardy

Friday, December 3rd, 2010

Noted moron Bill Plaschke of the Los Angeles Times made the case Thursday that USC head coach Lane Kiffin could be fired if the Trojans lose to UCLA this weekend. Now, putting aside the fact that Plaschke has always been a UCLA honk, and forgiving him for having the IQ ...