Ohio State Hires The Family Guy

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Ohio State hired well-known Family Guy Peter Griffin Urban Meyer on Monday to coach its football team. Less than a year ago, Meyer stepped down from his post at Florida to spend more time with his family. Apparently, that family is incredibly boring. Or maybe they smell funny. Either way, coaching the ...

Ohio State Gets Failure To Monitor Charge

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

The NCAA has notified Ohio State that it will face a "failure to monitor charge" in addition to more allegations related to its football program. On Thursday Ohio State announced it will dock itself five total football scholarships over the next three years in response to the new alleged violations. The ...

Week 5 College Football Roundup: Clemson FTW!

Sunday, October 2nd, 2011

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" -From "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll When I was an undergrad at Indiana, the Hoosiers beat Oregon in Eugene while being outgained nearly four to one in yardage and only converting ...

Jim Tressel Made $3.5 Million In 2010 While Lying

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

A public records request by The Associated Press was satisfied Tuesday when Ohio State University released former head football coach Jim Tressel's salary figures from his time with the school. You should probably stop reading if you have a heart condition or are easily angered. Tressel made $21.7 million during his ...

Terrelle Pryor Left Ohio State To Avoid Talking To The NCAA

Friday, June 10th, 2011

I was reading this article about Terrelle Pryor telling the CFL to stick it, and I was all prepared to make at least 25 jokes about how he probably shouldn’t write off that league so quickly given how truly mediocre a quarterback he is (example: Tommy Maddox thinks Pryor left ...

Holy Crap!

Monday, May 30th, 2011

Jim Tressel is now former Ohio State head coach Jim Tressel. The Senator tendered his resignation to the university on Monday in the wake of this ever-widening scandal involving his football program and players. By the end, this might be the biggest fall from grace in the history of college ...

BCS Bowl Preview: Sugar Bowl

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

(6) Ohio State (11-1) vs. (8) Arkansas (10-2) (+3.5) Whatever the NCAA's motives might have been for letting Terrelle Pryor, DeVier Posey and others play in the Sugar Bowl despite their suspensions, the immediate impact on the game is that virtually no one cares about the actual game anymore. Every angle for ...

Week Eight College Football Picks

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Record after week seven: 79-32 (56-52-3 ATS) 12 pm ET Purdue (4-2) at (11) Ohio State (6-1) (-24) Ah, the scene of Terrelle Pryor's 2009 Waterloo. Every one of the flaws in his game (most of which still exist, by the way) came to light that afternoon in Lafayette in a stunning display ...