Archive for the ‘Chicago Bulls’ Category

Thrilling NBA Trade Deadline Recap!!!

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Get excited guys (and, to be fair, gals) the NBA trade deadline passed and it was a doozy. It was so great that John Hollinger, Chad Ford and Rick Bucher reportedly started making out in the back office at ESPN because they were so turned on. It was just an incredible ...

Dick Strikes Back

Friday, February 13th, 2009

We've already told you that Dick Stockton is the bane of Chicago's existence. Multiple times. And we still mean it even after living through Blago. Thursday night, Dick was at it again, behind the microphone for the Bulls' game against the Heat. And once again, it did not work out well ...

Memo to Paxson: Do Something Worthwhile and Get Amare

Friday, February 6th, 2009

Ever since the Suns (stupidly) went out and got Shaquille O'Neal there's been these rumblings -- sometimes subtle and sometimes not so -- that Amare Stoudemire isn't happy. And who can blame the guy? They were winning boat loads of games under Mike D'Antoni and Stoudemire was one of the most dynamic ...

Does Anyone Actually Care if Larry Hughes Leaves the Bulls?

Friday, January 9th, 2009

This is a serious question that needs a serious answer because, apparently, both Larry Hughes and the Bulls want to see his ass shipped out of town very soon. You might recall the Bulls acquired Hughes in a deal that basically sent Ben Wallace to the Cavs. Thus adding another guard ...

The Chicago Bulls are Once Again an Awful Basketball Team

Monday, January 5th, 2009

It doesn't seem like all that long ago that the Bulls were one of those "teams on the rise." You know, the kind of team with a young, talented nucleus that was seen as taking the necessary steps toward building a serious contender. That was, in fact, just two short years ...

Every Rose Has Its Thorn

Monday, December 8th, 2008

In this day and age, we don't bat an eye when an athlete gets knifed. Unless that athlete knifes himself. In bed. After carving an apple. Bulls rookie star Derrick Rose was the victim of this peculiar attack, rolling onto a knife that he left in his bed after carving an apple. ...

Lou Holtz and his Lispy Speeches are Just What the Chicago Bulls Need

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

It's early in the season and all, so we're not going to trash our beloved (or at least my beloved) Chicago Bulls just yet, even after their pretty awful season last year. We're admittedly pretty excited about Derrick Rose and think eventually he and Tyrus Thomas can be a lot like ...

Joakim Noah is Good at Basketball…On Wii

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

When we sit around and think of the things Joakim Noah is good at, let's be honest, Wii isn't the first thing that comes to mind. But if he's not working on his awesome dance moves or picking out a new bow tie, what would he be doing other than ...