1-800-FACEPALM

December 13, 2011 – 3:33 pm by Hickey

The world’s easiest guys to root against, Jerry Sandusky and attorney Joe Amendola, have done it again.

On¬†Tuesday, Amendola, who is defending the former Penn State defensive coordinator on charges of raping multiple boys, suggested that anyone who believed the story that then-Penn State grad assistant Mike McQueary saw Sandusky having sex in the shower with a 10-year-old “dial 1-800-REALITY.”

Well, one enterprising New York Daily News reporter did dial 1-800-REALITY.

And it is, no joke, a gay phone sex service.

I repeat, we are not making this up. Just like no one could make up the title of Sandusky’s autobiography — “Touched.”

So if you believe in Mike McQueary’s story, and also are looking for “bulging, bursting pleasure” at the “hottest place for Triple-X action,” now you know who to call.

Just keep in mind that it’s $2.99 a minute. At those rates, they might even be willing to simulate “horsing around in the shower.”

At this point we can only assume that Sandusky found his lawyer — the same guy who allowed him to be awkwardly interviewed on national TV by Bob Costas — by calling 1-800-DUMBASS.

 

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