Vikes Make Adrian Peterson Highest-Paid Slave In History

September 10, 2011 – 11:30 pm by Hickey

In March, Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson commented that being an NFL player was comparable to “modern-day slavery.”

By that line of thinking, Peterson became the highest-paid slave in world history on Saturday when the Vikes inked him to a seven-year, $100 million deal with $36 million guaranteed.

Prior to the blockbuster deal, the world-record for best slave contract was with  Thomas Jefferson’s penis.

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  1. One Response to “Vikes Make Adrian Peterson Highest-Paid Slave In History”

  2. /stands
    //applauds
    ///has white guilt.

    By MJenks on Sep 12, 2011

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