A Message To Tiger, Take 2

Monday, August 8th, 2011

Tiger, Apparently my request to become your new full-time caddie was lost somewhere in the internet ether. Understandable. It happens, being a super-popular guy such as yourself. But after what happened this weekend, I just wanted to let you know that I'm still ready to pick up your bag if you need ...

Who’s Your Caddie? Me.

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Dear Tiger, I see that you parted ways with caddie Steve Williams after 12 years, and unless you plan on becoming the only player on the PGA Tour to lug his own clubs around you're going to need someone on the bag. Look no further. I have over 7 years of excellent looping ...

Jeremiah Masoli Is Bad At Life

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Other than Tiger Woods there has been no bigger sports collapse in recent history than Oregon quarterback Jeremiah Masoli. In fact, right now I can only count on one hand the number of athletes dumber than Masoli right now, and that includes Dexter Manley. Masoli was already suspended for the 2010 ...

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Thursday, March 11th, 2010

WTF? - With Leather Tiger is back at Bay Hill - No Guts, No Glory That's what you get for having a left-handed shortstop - Outside the Boxscore Todd Helton will be a Rockie forever. And also a possible steroids guy - Sparty and Friends Some one is letting Evander Holyfield's corpse fight again? ...

Tale Of The Tape: Tiger Woods vs. Alex Rodriguez

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

With Tiger Woods now allegedly shacked up with Mistress No. 1, Rachel Uchitel, and the falling of the Axis of Evil that was the pairing of Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson, we've been thinking a lot about these two athletes and their sex lives. We obviously all know about Tiger's ...

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Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

I can't believe this was in the 2000's. Feels like 25 years ago - Randall Simon's Sausages Joe McKnight will not be seen in Seattle because he has "paperwork to do" according to Pete Carroll. Riiiiiight - Unathletic Way to catch a touchdown after my fantasy team is already eliminated. F*cking Mike ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Olivia Munn

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Olivia Munn is looking incredible as Maxim's new cover girl. The top five former NBA players turned announcers - Unathletic Charlie Frye over JaMarcus Russell? Yeah, I can agree with that - The Scores Report Earnest Graham's unscientific study of HGH users in the NFL - No Guts, No Glory Jonathan Babineaux is just ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Candice Swanepoel

Friday, December 11th, 2009

Apparently Candice Swanepoel has never slept with Tiger Woods either. So that's two women that we know about. A Tiger Woods-related Hitler video? You know I'm linking that - Outside the Boxscore No more lime-green Seahawks jerseys - No Guts, No Glory Brian Kelly is your new coach at Notre Dame - South ...

Apparently, Tiger Woods Thinks He’s Don Draper

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Throughout this whole Tiger Woods sleeping around scandal a few cringe-worthy things have become obvious about golf's former golden boy. First, Woods obviously has an insatiable sexual appetite. The dude apparently has lots of freaky, non-marital sex. Second, while a few of his mistresses weren't bad looking, he wasn't really picky. Apparently ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Carrie Underwood

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: To our knowledge, Carrie Underwood has never slept with Tiger Woods. YardBarker's NFL Blogger Poll: Week 14 - YardBarker In a move that surprises no one, Charlie Strong is now the head coach at Louisville - No Guts, No Glory Your top ten games of the 2000's. I don't think Phillips ...