Newcastle United Has Its Priorities in Order

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

English Premier League club Newcastle United may not be able to sign new star players, but they can sure bring sexy back. This week, the club launched its own line of women's lingerie, and at the same time, managed to blow a deal for 26-year-old striker Bryan Ruiz. Newcastle United - owned ...

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Thursday, August 20th, 2009

I mean sure, the 100 meters world record is what gets you the title of "world's fastest man," but the 200 meters is real GD speed, and this video, friends, is as real as it gets. I bet he's on steroids. That's right, I said it. Now put me on ...

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Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

I remember Matt Millen as an analyst in his pre-Detroit days. He didn't suck. But since then, can anyone really hire the guy to analyze NFL football and keep their credibility? Oh right, it's NFL broadcasts. They don't have any credibility to begin with - With Leather It's an even 50 ...

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Friday, May 29th, 2009

It's Friday, but is that too late to have Katrina Bowden Thursday? Hell no! No, Jake, don't listen to him. Don't pick a team. Stay in San Diego forever! - Big League Stew Sounds like a plan to me. Here's to the 09-10 Coca Cola Championship Champions! God that sounds awful. And ...

Biggest Game Ever

Monday, May 11th, 2009

At 3pm ET, Newcastle United is taking on Middlesborough in a game that could all but seal the Mags' relegation to the Championship or nearly save them from it all the while making Hull fans very, very nervous. Even though the teams suck, you're in for some very entertaining soccer. I'm ...

My God! It’s Alan Shearer!

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

In a move the WWE could appreciate, Newcastle United have brought the most beloved player in their history in as manager to help save their season and avoid relegation. They're in the ring, getting beaten down by a gaggle of middling wrestlers, and only Alan Shearer's Kane-like entrance music can ...

In Which McD Tries Not To Sound Like A Newcastle United Dilettante But Fails

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

So Phillips and I have told baseball to go fuck itself for the 2009 season, meaning I don't care that pitchers and catchers report in a couple of weeks, or that Manny Ramirez is sitting RIGHT FUCKING THERE for the Padres, but their currently-getting-divorced owner can't spare a dime (or ...

Perhaps I Should Have Been a Boxer

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Pacman Jones, meet Joey Barton. Try all you want to reach the pinnacle of bad boy athletes, it’s just not going to happen. Get suspended all you want, questioned all you want, there’s little besides molesting Jessica Simpson at a team social function and shanking T.O. in the shower that will vault ...