Colts Apparently Serious About Keeping Manning

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

Prior to Thursday's game, Colts owner Jim Irsay told the NFL Network that the only way Peyton Manning wouldn't play for the Colts next year is if he does not recover from the neck injury that has kept him out all season. Irsay's Colts then showed he wasn't joking with an ...

And The Award For Most Awkward Twitter Beef Goes To…

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

Bernard Berrian seems to have really endeared himself to Minnesota Vikings fans recently. And by "fans," I mean the whole Vikings organization and the entire greater Minneapolis-St. Paul metropolitan area, too. In case you aren't in tune with all things Bernard Berrian, the man has made quite a name for himself lately. Unfortunately for poor Bernard, it ...

Vikes Make Adrian Peterson Highest-Paid Slave In History

Saturday, September 10th, 2011

In March, Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson commented that being an NFL player was comparable to "modern-day slavery." By that line of thinking, Peterson became the highest-paid slave in world history on Saturday when the Vikes inked him to a seven-year, $100 million deal with $36 million guaranteed. Prior to the ...

Woe Is Miami

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

Patrick Dorsey, presumably no relation to Ken, penned an excellent ESPN Page 2 column on Monday which detailed the sheer hell that comes with being a Miami sports fan. But Patrick didn't quite go far enough when he said that Miami is on its way to becoming America's Most Miserable Sports ...

The Draft Needs Of All 32 NFL Teams

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Thursday night will open the 2011 NFL Draft as the first round will get underway from Radio City Music Hall in New York City. We will be live blogging the event and as a primer, we put together a list of the needs of all 32 teams . We've listed ...

Donovan McNabb To The Minnesota Vikings A Lock?

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

While the NFL is currently sitting in purgatory waiting for some type of labor agreement to emerge, player movement has been halted and the typically active free agent and trade markets are frozen in time. So all we can do is speculate over the future of certain players and teams. ...

Where Will The Philadelphia Eagles Send Kevin Kolb?

Friday, November 19th, 2010

It has become increasingly apparently that, barring an incredibly turn of events, Michael Vick will be the quarterback of the future in Philadelphia. That leaves now-backup quarterback, Kevin Kolb sitting by with a big contract and no playing time. That's not a good situation for the Eagles money-wise, since they'll ...

Vincent Jackson’s Agent Doesn’t Understand Talking Trash

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Trade talks between the San Diego Chargers and whoever-the-hell broke down, and the holdout wide receiver was never traded to whoever-the-hell. Looks like he's going to be sitting out the whole season since he's sure as hell not coming back to the Chargers. In fact, Jackson's agent is so sure that ...

Someone On The Vikings Other Than Brett Favre Injured A Hip?

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

OK, if I told you that a member of the Minnesota Vikings was out with a hip injury, who would you automatically assume I was talking about? Come on, I know it's a cheap old guy joke, but at this point Brett Favre's hip bones have to be as brittle as ...

On ESPN, Favre and Where Journalism Goes to Die

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

You know, I was really enjoying a pretty quiet beginning of August. Should've known Brett Favre was fixing to ruin that. You see, I'm a Packers fan. Always have been. As a result, I've morphed into something of the Brett Favre expert on this site. Truth be told, Favre was my ...