Archive for the ‘Minnesota Vikings’ Category

Vikes Make Adrian Peterson Highest-Paid Slave In History

Saturday, September 10th, 2011

In March, Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson commented that being an NFL player was comparable to "modern-day slavery." By that line of thinking, Peterson became the highest-paid slave in world history on Saturday when the Vikes inked him to a seven-year, $100 million deal with $36 million guaranteed. Prior to the ...

On ESPN, Favre and Where Journalism Goes to Die

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

You know, I was really enjoying a pretty quiet beginning of August. Should've known Brett Favre was fixing to ruin that. You see, I'm a Packers fan. Always have been. As a result, I've morphed into something of the Brett Favre expert on this site. Truth be told, Favre was my ...

How QBs Tell You To Go “F” Yourself

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

On Thursday night’s “SportsCenter” tease, I heard a sound byte from Brett Favre when he was asked what he thought about the reports there is a “schism” in the Vikings locker room. Favre’s response: “I don’t even know what that means.” In Folksy QB Talk that translates to “Fuck you.” Favre knew what ...

Brett Favre … Do I Really Need to Say Anything Else?

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Let me be clear: Brett Favre is the single most important athlete of my childhood. Unlike everybody else on this blog -- including those poor, sad Bears fans -- I grew up a cheesehead-wearing, Favre-worshipping Packers fan. During my youth he won three MVP awards and went to two Super Bowls, ...

The NFC North: Somebody’s Gotta Win the Thing, Right?

Monday, November 17th, 2008

One look at the standings in the NFC North will tell you a lot. There's a three-way tie between the Packers, Bears and Vikings atop the division at a very mediocre 5-5. Oh, and then there's the Lions in the cellar at 0-10. Let's not forget about our friends from ...

The Vikings Continue to Waste Adrian Peterson

Monday, September 15th, 2008

We're no big fan of the Vikings around here. Not at all. But after watching them blow a chance to beat the Colts at home Sunday, we've come to a simple conclusion: It's a damn shame Brad Childress isn't taking advantage of Adrian Peterson's immense talent. We know what you're thinking. ...

The Vikings Care About Their Players

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

Ray Lewis is fond of saying that he gets paid to practice; he plays the games on Sunday for free. Turns out the Minnesota Vikings don't want that saying to apply only to Ray Lewis.Troy Williamson wasn't with the team during Sunday's win over (sigh) the San Diego Chargers. No, ...