Ohio State Hires The Family Guy

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Ohio State hired well-known Family Guy Peter Griffin Urban Meyer on Monday to coach its football team. Less than a year ago, Meyer stepped down from his post at Florida to spend more time with his family. Apparently, that family is incredibly boring. Or maybe they smell funny. Either way, coaching the ...

Lane Kiffin Donates Beanie To Dan Patrick Show Man Cave

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

USC head coach Lane Kiffin has been making the radio rounds early this week to talk about his team's stunning 38-35 upset win over Oregon on Saturday, and also to discuss the Trojans' upcoming rivalry showdown with UCLA. On Monday he hit the Dan Patrick Show on and was razzed by ...

Erin Andrews Gets Gatorade Bath

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

Not sure if you noticed but there was a pretty awesome evening of college football that happened on Saturday night. While USC went into Eugene and upset No. 4 Oregon 38-35 in the night's biggest game, No. 22 Baylor also knocked off No. 5 Oklahoma 45-38. A certain sideline reporter we ...

McD’s Week 12 College Football Picks

Saturday, November 19th, 2011

What I'm watching: 8:45 am - ESPN3 replay of Oklahoma State/Iowa State because I think I'm getting pranked by some one. No way did OSU lose to ISU. Unless....Oh, yeah, they really ARE Oklahoma State, so yeah that actually makes sense that they would blow their perfect season in Ames, IA ...

McD’s Week 11 College Football Picks

Saturday, November 12th, 2011

What I'm watching: 12 pm: Flipping between Nebraska/Penn State for the train-wreck-watching and Okie State/Texas Tech for the O-fence. 3:30 pm: TCU/Boise State - At least, until Boise pulls away. This game has gotten intense what with all the BCS meetings and non-AQ's eating their own. 8pm: Stanford/Oregon - like everyone else.

Ohio State Gets Failure To Monitor Charge

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

The NCAA has notified Ohio State that it will face a "failure to monitor charge" in addition to more allegations related to its football program. On Thursday Ohio State announced it will dock itself five total football scholarships over the next three years in response to the new alleged violations. The ...

A MEMO TO TIM CURLEY’S LAWYER

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

DEAR CAROLINE ROBERTO, I DID NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL SO I AM PROBABLY NOT AS SMART AS YOU. HOWEVER, I DO KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT NOT LOOKING LIKE A RAVING LUNATIC. ONE OF THE BIGGEST KEYS TO THIS IS TO NOT TRY TO PROVE YOUR POINT BY SCREAMING AT ...

Cliff Harris Cited Again, Suspended By Oregon

Monday, October 24th, 2011

Oregon cornerback Cliff Harris is at it again. Monday night he was cited for several infractions, including driving on a suspended license and driving without insurance. Seriously, how dumb is this kid? Oregon coach Chip Kelly quickly suspended Harris from the team indefinitely depending a review of the incident. As a ...

McD’s Week Eight College Football Picks

Friday, October 21st, 2011

The only picks by an actual Indiana grad who prefers Indiana football to Indiana basketball. It's an acquired taste. What I'm watching this week (with my dad edition): 12 pm - Indiana at Iowa - I guess so my Hawkeye-fan dad can watch with me and make snarky comments the whole time. ...

UCLA May Want Take-Backs

Friday, October 21st, 2011

UCLA sent out an e-mail to its potential football recruits (at least we assume it was sent to multiple recruits) reminding them to tune in to the Bruins game at Arizona on Thursday night. Ooo. Bad call. As the above tweet by potential recruit Bryce Treggs indicates, that did not go well. Not ...