Archive for the ‘Michael Vick’ Category

TheBaker’s Dozen: Favre, Swine Flu And Sonya Blade

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

1. I hate Brett Favre. I used to have an adversarial respect for him, being a Bears fan and all, but now this is just getting ridiculous. Talk about an attention whore. Oh, and Jay Glazer just bodyslammed the ESPN weasel trio of Schefter-Mortensen-Clayton at the same time, by not ...

Matt Ryan is No Michael Vick; That’s a Good Thing

Monday, October 13th, 2008

We know, we know. What an obvious title for a post. You can obviously see the difference between the Atlanta's rookie quarterback from Boston College and the guy from Virginia Tech currently quarterbacking some penal league team. In terms of style, they couldn't be more different. Ryan is a pure drop ...

The 10 Biggest Falls From Grace

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

It was a dark day here at Rumors and Rants Wednesday. The downward spiral of our once beautiful, delicate flower is now complete...Jessica Alba got married to a guy who actually refers to himself as "Cash." Yes, as has been speculated ever since he planted his demon seed in her ...

Well I’m Sure It’s All Good Now

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

In what must have been one of the most awkward encounters since Fredo and Michael got together in Cuba, Michael Vick sat through an eight-hour class in empathy and animal protection at PETA headquarters on September 18. Dan Shannon, a PETA spokesman, was with Vick for the duration of the ...

Ookie Is Screwed

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Things got worse for Michael "Ookie" Vick today. Everyone's favorite dogfighting proprietor got bad news today, as his last two co-defendants decided to plead guilty to the charges against them and agreed to assist the government in the case against the lone remaining defendant (Vick).As always, when we need analysis ...

Once Again, Nice Trade

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

Since we're Chargers fans, we thought we 'd take a moment out of our tough day of sandwiches and Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2007 to gloat once again about the 2001 Michael Vick for LaDanian Tomlinson trade between the Chargers and Falcons. In light of recent events, we're feeling even ...

Actual Legal Analysis Of The Michael Vick Situation

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

When news of the Michael Vick indictment came across the wire yesterday, we immediately turned to Booter, our resident legal expert, to sift through all the crap and give us the straight talk as to what Mr. Vick & Co. are in for and what this all means. Just to ...