Archive for the ‘Asshole Patrol’ Category
Friday, October 30th, 2009
Every year ESPN The Magazine releases an issue ranking all teams in the four major sports leagues from first to worst. So far the Washington Football Club seems like it is in a single-minded pursuit to claim the prize as the worst in all of sports -- and even if ...
Posted in Asshole Patrol, NFL, Washington Redskins | 6 Comments »
Thursday, May 21st, 2009
We're not well-versed in the legal system here at Rumors and Rants, which is why we "employ" an official legal counsel, Booter. (His work is strictly pro bono, though I am not sure whether or not he is pro-Bono one way or the other).
Despite my lack of time researching the ...
Posted in Asshole Patrol, Douchebag of the Week, Duke, Golf | 3 Comments »
Friday, April 17th, 2009
In one of those rare weeks where it seems like everything is going on at once in the sports world, I have determined that it is better to say a little bit about everything on my mind rather than go in-depth about any of it.
- It looks like that Boston ...
Posted in Asshole Patrol, Boston Celtics, Chicago Blackhawks, Chicago Cubs, Duke, Hick Flick's ramblings, I Hate New York, Kevin Garnett, Milton Bradley, NHL, Rich Rodriguez | 3 Comments »
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009
Since today will see streets in towns all across the country littered with pasty white Irishmen (and women) celebrating the beautiful world of alcohol, I figured we should have some sort of homage to pasty whiteness.
So to do that we're going to discuss one of the biggest feel-bad stories to ...
Posted in Asshole Patrol, Big East, College Basketball, Eric Devendorf, Ill Behaved Individuals, Syracuse University, White Trash | 113 Comments »
Monday, March 2nd, 2009
National unemployment continues to skyrocket. The stock market continues to tumble. The government continues to give more bailout money to companies with the worry that their collapse will cause some sort of catastrophe.
And then on the other side of the table, we have Manny Ramirez and his agent, Scott Borass. ...
Posted in Asshole Patrol, Los Angeles Dodgers, Manny Ramirez, MLB, MLB Rumors, Rumors, Scott Boras | 1 Comment »