Texas-UCLA Preview: Mack Brown Becomes Post-Wuerffel Spurrier

Thursday, September 15th, 2011

(23) Texas (2-0) at UCLA (1-1) (-4) Two programs meet at the Rose Bowl on Saturday that are way, way below expectations even though they're 3-1 combined. That's actually the fun part, since it's impossible to tell whether this will be an unexpectedly interesting battle or one of the worst games ...

Week Two College Football Roundup

Sunday, September 11th, 2011

Even though Indiana football is depressingly bad, Purdue is still just as bad. And that's awesome. Make no mistake, Indiana would have lost to Rice too, and it might not have been close enough for a blocked field goal to make a difference. But damn is it fun to watch Purdue ...

Texas A&M Admits To Penis Envy

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

After failing to obtain a large enough order of Extenz from Jimmy Johnson to suit its needs, Texas A&M came out with the next-best solution for its problem on Wednesday by admitting it will be leaving the Big 12 Conference at the end of the school year. The Aggies have felt ...

TheBaker Tackles The Worst NCAA Bubble In History

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

First off, I want to start by saying anyone who advocates expanding the NCAA Tournament field from 65 teams to 96 teams is a moron. This isn't little league. We don't all get participation ribbons. And I know there were opponents to the expansion to 64 back when it was introduced, ...

Championship Game Reflections

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Boy, that was worth five weeks of build-up. (Zzzzzzz). Anyway, despite the fact that I am sick and delirious like Eddie Murphy, I have attempted writing the following observations that I made during the underwhelming national championship matchup between Alabama and Texas. Because the system in place is way more exciting ...