Archive for the ‘Old People’ Category

In Ted We Trust

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

I wrote three full-length newspaper articles today, and now I'm writing this blog entry. Why? Because I'm a badass. Just like Theodore Roosevelt Lilly. In case you did not know, America is turning its lonely eyes to Ted Lilly tonight as the US attempts to stave off elimination against Puerto Rico in Round ...

Ice, Stitches Bring Bowling Retiree Back to Earth

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

From what I understand, it's not very much fun to get old. There's all kind of health-related issues that I, as a young person, don't even want to think about. In a word: prostate. That said, I can only hope that when I'm 87 years old I'm half the man Dale ...