Archive for the ‘Bill Simmons’ Category

Hey, That’s My Analogy!

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Sometimes I don't even know if my relatives still read this blog. But in the last week I've found evidence that someone important has possibly been doing so: ESPN Sports Guy Bill Simmons. Last week's most read piece on ESPN.com, Simmons' column on the World Cup, ran on July 1. It ...

The Sports Dude Goes To Mexico City and Lives To Write About It

Monday, August 17th, 2009

A few months ago, Bill Simmons had ESPN soccer announcer Rob Stone as a guest on his radio show to talk soccer - a rarity on the Sports Guy's show. Listening to Simmons trip over soccer concepts and names made ardent soccer supporters cringe. But he admitted during the segment, ...

There Is Nothing Not Funny About This Story

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Note from the writer: I'm going to trying and type out this post between wheezes of laughter. So let me get this straight: Manny Ramirez - who ESPN basically dubbed the greatest hitter ever, ever, in its preseason coverage - has been suspended 50 games by Major League Baseball after testing ...

I Want to Take A Dump on Beantown

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

The way I always saw it, if there was one town that seemed like a particularly good fit for me if I had to abandon my home, it would be Boston. It has lots of history, a good proportion of young people and an even better proportion of Irish people, ...

I’m Angry. Consider This Therapy

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Hey, is anyone else waiting impatiently for Bill Simmons' next breathless 10,000 work blow job about how Paul Pierce is the toughest player ever, Kevin Garnett should have been the MVP, the Celtics are the greatest team in NBA history and Boston fans are smarter than everyone else (namely you)? ...