On the Season Finale of ‘Dallas’
December 30, 2008 - 12:20 pm by Matthew Glenesk
On the season finale of “Dallas”:
Last week, the Cowboys were embarrassed at home on national TV as Baltimore ran roughshod over America’s Team. Our Cowboys could still salvage the year with a win against Philadelphia. Beat the Eagles in Philly and ‘dem Cowboys would be in the playoffs and keep those Super Bowl-or-Bust hopes alive.
Unfortunately for the Cowboys, Philadelphia found themselves in the fortuitous position of being able to win and get in as well - after Chicago and Tampa Bay choked. The game is a nightmare. Four fumbles, two Philly defensive touchdowns and just six points from our high octane offense and the Boys are embarrassed again. Wade looks dumbfounded. Tony looks awful. And even Troy Aikman can’t bear to watch. 44-6!
Jerry comes out and says he’s terribly disappointed but there will be no coaching change.
Deon and Flozell show more fight on the plane ride home than they did against the Eagles.
Wade promises changes.
The local and national media pile on.
Bradie James gets in a fight with a fan outside the Cowboys facility.
3 Responses to “On the Season Finale of ‘Dallas’”
I think Jerry Jones will wake up and find out this whole season was actually a dream. And then hire Patrick Duffy as head coach.
By Hick Flick on Dec 30, 2008
Jerry Jones likes controlling everything. There is no much the coach can do. Ridiculous! /Cool widgets at statbeast. Take a look!
By Bill Tsiu on Dec 30, 2008
I hear the Cowboys will be wearing Pink next year. And Tony Romeo will even wear a dress in the hopes that the defense won’t pound him so hard. Hmmm? You know, that my not be such a good idea. I mean, if he’s wearing a dress they Pound him Harder. And from the back. But one can only hope. :)
By NFL Classifieds on Dec 31, 2008