Someone Please Remind the Redskins They Suck

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

It started innocuously enough this preseason with Rex Grossman, who proclaimed that the Washington Redskins were the team to beat in the NFC East. We all had a hearty chuckle and said, "Oh, that Rex." Trouble is the Skins haven't stopped talking ridiculous nonsense ever since. First, there was DeAngelo Hall chiming in ...

NFL Week 2: Observations and Such

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

Lots of things happened in the NFL this weekend. Here are my quick thoughts on the ones I paid attention to. - Mike Martz is a GD, MF-ing idiot. After Matt Forte gashed through the Saints defense on the Bears' second possession of the game, Martz decided it would be a ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Rachel Uchitel

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Rachel Uchitel is still denying her alleged affair with Tiger Woods. She's probably holding out until she gets a book deal. Predictions for Allen Iverson's return to the NBA...or not - Unathletic YardBarker NFL Blogger Poll: Week 13 - YardBarker Does anyone else feel like the world has turned upside down? - ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Amber Heard

Friday, November 6th, 2009

Amber Heard is a favorite around these parts. It's not hard to understand why. I've worked at a Blockbuster, and I've definitely thought of doing this - Strait Pinkie Your college football previewrooski - No Guts, No Glory Joe Girardi helped a traffic...guy...or something...on the way home from the World Series - Lo ...

Fantasy Football Sink Or Swim: Week 2

Friday, September 18th, 2009

OK, so my Week 1 forecast was a bit of a mixed bag. I had low expectations for Santonio Holmes and he basically pulled his pants down and showed me how wrong I was. But come on, Santiono and his snake, only had one 100-yard receiving game all last year. How ...

Tony Romo’s New Girlfriend, Candice Crawford

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

As everyone is now reporting, Tony Romo has apparently snared yet another hot, famous 20-something blonde. Well, sort of famous. After forays into the nether regions of both Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson, Romo is rumored to now be dating 2008 Miss Missouri winner, Candice Crawford. Miss Crawford was raised in ...

Blog Roll Call

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Something a little different with the link dump today. I've linked every blog in our blog roll that's still posting regularly. That's right all of them. In alphabetical order. So please read them because it took me ninety fucking minutes to do this whole thing. Well if Charlie Batch said it.... ...

Tony Romo Has Got It All Figured Out

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

We may have said a lot about Tony Romo over the past few years on this blog (we also may not have, but to tell you the truth I'm way too lazy to check) but one thing is for sure, you can't say he's not perceptive. According to the San Antonio ...

Rumors And Rants NFL Season Awards

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Now that the NFL regular season has wound to a close, awards season is upon us. Everyone will be giving you their two cents on who the best player, coach, rookie, etc. were this season. We have our own awards here at Rumors and Rants, but since we're such negative ...

On the Season Finale of ‘Dallas’

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

On the season finale of "Dallas": Last week, the Cowboys were embarrassed at home on national TV as Baltimore ran roughshod over America’s Team. Our Cowboys could still salvage the year with a win against Philadelphia. Beat the Eagles in Philly and ‘dem Cowboys would be in the playoffs and keep ...