Danica Patrick Headed To NASCAR Full-Time

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

Current IRL driver Danica Patrick is in the final stages of a deal to run a full-time Nationwide Series schedule next year and also a few Sprint Cup Series races as well. If that sounds like a full schedule, it is. That means Patrick will be moving on from the ...

Maybe There Is Hope For NASCAR After All

Sunday, July 31st, 2011

Sunday was my seventh annual “Why The F*@k Do My Editors Keep Sending Me To NASCAR?” experience. I get paid to go to these races. So at least I have an excuse. These other 100,000 idiots, I have no clue what they’re thinking (Actually, I do. ‘I’m gonna drink all day ...

That’s One Small Step For Man, One Giant Misstep For PUke-kind

Monday, March 29th, 2010

As Indiana University grads, little makes us happier than watching Purdue flame out of the NCAA Tournament while we stay at home for a second consecutive season. But there is something that widens the smile on our face. It's Purdue-on-Purdue crime. And ladies and gentlemen, it doesn't get much bigger than when ...

Link Dump!

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

I can't believe this was in the 2000's. Feels like 25 years ago - Randall Simon's Sausages Joe McKnight will not be seen in Seattle because he has "paperwork to do" according to Pete Carroll. Riiiiiight - Unathletic Way to catch a touchdown after my fantasy team is already eliminated. F*cking Mike ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Alessandra Ambrosio

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

The Web has been blowing up over this week's sightings of Alessandra Ambrosio on the beach. Yeah, I mean, I guess she's alright. Mark McGwire's five-step approach to hitting - Club Seat The top 10 franchises of the past decade - Randall Simon's Sausages The Quandary of JaMarcus Russell - The Legend of ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Stanford Fan

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Because Stanford fan is still living the dream two years later even though their team is just as atrocious. Now that's a big win. Wait, why haven't the Cowboys moved the scoreboard yet? - Shutdown Corner Jim Leavitt thinks your own poll sucks - Dr. Saturday Ohio State is hosting Navy this year. ...

Danica Patrick Is Staying In IndyCar, Boring

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Apparently there was an upswell of rumors recently that Danica Patrick was going to jump ship from IndyCar to NASCAR. Those rumors can be put to rest and we can all stop holding out collective breath because Patrick isn't going anywhere. Danica recently told SpeedTV that she is in the final ...

The Best Players Currently Wearing Each Number From 0 to 99

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Often times as a blogger you get ideas. Really big ideas that sound like they'd turn into awesome posts. The downside? Then you have to actually do the post. I've been sitting on this idea for a bit but executing it turned out to be quite an ordeal. What follows is ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By 19.19

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

I mean sure, the 100 meters world record is what gets you the title of "world's fastest man," but the 200 meters is real GD speed, and this video, friends, is as real as it gets. I bet he's on steroids. That's right, I said it. Now put me on ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Holly Valance

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Holly Valance is bringing you the links because she's hot and it's wet outside. Or something like that. Oh God. Come on, Jay Glazer. Don't bring Brett Favre back up - Fox Sports Little bastard. I've never caught one - Busted Coverage Did Brendan Haywood just call Stephon Marbury gay? - Sports Radio ...