Archive for the ‘Announcers’ Category

The End Of The Leitner-Coleman Era

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Very few things have been consistent about the San Diego Padres over their history. I mean, unless you count the mediocrity, idiot ownership and general managers, lack of talent and the radio broadcasting team of Jerry Coleman and Ted Leitner. The two of them, now much older than I'd care ...

A Very Inappropriate Christmas

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

I've been out of the sports loop lately with my recent celebrations of Christmas Eve, Christmas and Boxing Day, but it has come to my attention that I missed some comic gold, if you will, during the Christmas Eve telecast of the Hawaii Bowl. While comedy would be a fitting description ...

McD’s Week Six Picks

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Er, morning everyone. Just got up after a long night and I sit down on my couch to find my beloved Hoosiers down 7 to Minny in the second quarter. You know, because fast spread teams like IU have trouble playing in domes. Our offense lends itself much more to ...

TBS Dicks Over Cubs

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

My worst fears have come to fruition. Just a few days ago, I was convinced that the Cubs were unquestionably the team to beat heading into the National League playoffs -- the first time I've felt that way since I was a naive 7-year-old in 1989. And then TBS had to ...

They’re Driving An ’84…Sheepdog

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

DeSean Jackson, love you buddy. Took you in the 13th round of my fantasy football draft. You've got great moves and blazing speed. But flipping the ball in celebration of a touchdown only works when you actually score a touchdown. 10 Iggles Not Smart @ Yahoo! Video Mike Tirico eloquently analyzed Jackson's premature ...

Olympic Moments Funnier than Phelps on SNL

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

A friend of mine from Los Angeles sent me this. I know it's a bit past its prime, but I found it humorous nonetheless. Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting ...

Fuck Marty Brennaman

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Unfortunately I was out of town and out of the loop during Marty Brennaman's tirade against Cubs fans last week, or I would have responded sooner. But even though I'm a bit behind the curve, it's time for me to get my two cents in. And my cents go something ...