The French Open Is Sexy
May 25, 2009 - 11:26 pm by Ryan Phillips
Hey everyone, guess what? The French Open is going on right now! Awesome, right?
OK, so maybe tennis isn’t your thing. Other than McD I think I can safely say no one on this site gives a hoot about anything tennis-related. Wait…let me take that back. I care very deeply about something - all the hot poon that populates the women’s tennis tour. Seriously, there’s nothing better than watching model-quality chicks, dressed in skimpy outfits, racing around a court grunting for hours on end.
Our favorite tennis bunny is without a doubt Ana Ivanovic. In fact, I’m putting it in writing right now, she’s the official tennis chick of Rumors and Rants. What an honor for her huh?
The 21-year-old Serbian is the No. 8 seed at the French Open and had a rough time in her opening match. We’re confident she’ll bounce back in her next one because she’s the defending champion and, frankly, if she loses there’s absolutely no reason to watch the French Open.
So, go Ana! Tons of Ivanovic-based goodness after the jump.
5 Responses to “The French Open Is Sexy”
i lost so many nights of sleep to the Aussie Open once i learned about this girl.
By gallier on May 26, 2009
I feel your pain Gallier. But it’s a labor of love. Plus, if you show up late and disheveled to work the next day it’s not embarrassing at all telling your co-workers why you look exhausted.
By Phillips on May 26, 2009
Gr8 pics. One will understand if I say I never sleep these days. The smile makes any man go nuts en of course he who does not turn his head whenever she passes, his neck must be stiff.
By Raph on Jul 29, 2010
goot afternoon
By rudi rds on Aug 9, 2011