She’s The Man

Female tennis player Elena Dementieva is concerned about the use of male models as ball boys in an upcoming WTA event in Madrid, Spain. No, she’s not worried about being distracted by a bunch of men with amazing abs and perfectly manicured facial hair. She’s actually worried that the men will be distracted by her and the other female athletes:

We were practicing the other day and I don’t think they really know what they have to do on the court because they are too busy watching the players.

We’d understand the men being distracted by Maria Sharapova, but has anyone seen Amelie Mauresmo? No, we didn’t really expect you to have seen her, it is women’s tennis. We’re not saying she’s a man, but she’s got an awfully large adam’s apple. Aww, don’t look at us like that. We kid. We’re sure she has a great personality.