Texas A&M Admits To Penis Envy

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

After failing to obtain a large enough order of Extenz from Jimmy Johnson to suit its needs, Texas A&M came out with the next-best solution for its problem on Wednesday by admitting it will be leaving the Big 12 Conference at the end of the school year. The Aggies have felt ...

Bowl Preview: AT&T Cotton Bowl

Friday, January 7th, 2011

(11) Louisiana State (10-2) vs. (17) Texas A&M (9-3) (+1) I don't think Michigan and people who are speculating really know what the Wolverines would be getting if they hired Les Miles, making the Cotton Bowl his last game with LSU. Has Miles been a man who has been able to ...

Week 13 College Football Scores

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

Read my week 13 picks here. Record after week 12: 132-56 (94-90-4 ATS)

Week 13 College Football Picks

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Record after week 12: 132-56 (94-90-4 ATS) Thursday, November 25, 2010 8 pm ET (17) Texas A&M (8-3) at Texas (5-6) (+3.5) I can't say enough about how hilarious these two teams' records look to me. And I'm still sticking with my conspiracy theory that Mack Brown is done after this year. His veiled ...

Week 12 College Football Scores

Saturday, November 20th, 2010

8:22 am - Watching the North London derby whilst simultaneously indoctrinating my son into the world of soccer and hoping Booter doesn't assault any Tottenham fans. 8:25 am - For the sixth year in a row, I'm hoping there's a spinal surgeon, a female fugitive, a fat lottery winner, two Koreans, ...