Ever Seen A Stoned Honey Badger?

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

Three LSU players, including "Heisman candidate" Tyrann Mathieu, tested positive for synthetic marijuana and are most likely suspended for the LSU-Auburn game on Saturday. According to the ESPN report, synthetic marijuana played a role in the death of Lamar Jack, a college basketball player and has been on the NCAA's ...

Jarrett Lee To Start Against Oregon, Not Zach Mettenberger

Monday, August 29th, 2011

LSU's chances in its season opener are looking less and less positive now that "starter" Jordan Jefferson is suspended for the first game because of his role in a bar fight/vicious group attack on a guy trying to pull out of the parking lot. Not that this is a huge loss ...

LSU Football Players Win Bar Fight Despite Jordan Jefferson

Sunday, August 21st, 2011

With the amount of ranked teams on their schedule, I'm not surprised fourth-ranked LSU's football players are having trouble sleeping at night. They only have three guaranteed wins on the whole schedule, and I'm sure they'll find a way to make the Ole Miss game needlessly close. Which is why I'm ...

LSU Hires Steve Kragthorpe…Yay?

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

LSU head football coach Les Miles has hired former Louisville and Tulsa head coach Steve Kragthorpe as the new offensive coordinator for the Tigers. I think I can feel the disappointment for LSU fans in the air, and I live in Indiana. And in their defense, Steve Kragthorpe is not a sexy ...

Bowl Preview: AT&T Cotton Bowl

Friday, January 7th, 2011

(11) Louisiana State (10-2) vs. (17) Texas A&M (9-3) (+1) I don't think Michigan and people who are speculating really know what the Wolverines would be getting if they hired Les Miles, making the Cotton Bowl his last game with LSU. Has Miles been a man who has been able to ...

Gary Patterson Emerging As Michigan Candidate?

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

With Jim Harbaugh seemingly not interested in the Michigan job, that has left everyone (including us) speculating as to who would take over for the departed Rich Rodriguez. Yesterday we stated that San Diego State head coach Brady Hoke had to be the top candidate given the available options, but ...

LSU: Where Offensive Prospects Watch Their Careers Die

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

OK, OK, so making fun of LSU's crappy offense is the new making fun of LSU's clock management, which is the new making fun of Florida's all-penitentiary team, but the amount of great prospects LSU gets every year, and the lack of offensive firepower the Tigers produce is truly staggering. ...

Your Week Six College Football Scores

Saturday, October 9th, 2010

6 am - Read my week six picks here. 7:45 am - Jerrod Johnson says he needs to fix his turnover problem. Florida also realized this week that it needs to fix its blocking problem and Michigan mentioned how it's working on its crappy defense problem. Also, Charlie Davies got pulled over ...

Your Week Three College Football Scores

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

Record after week 2: 19-7 (10-15-1 ATS) Read my week three picks here. Something to watch until football starts in four hours (courtesy of Deadspin commenter Hustler of Culture): Friday Night Action: Nevada 52 Cal 31 - You're my boy, Blue! Colin Kaepernick and Nevada finally have a marquee win. This is the ...

Your Week 13 College Football Scores

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

10 am ET: Morning! Happy Thanksgiving! I'm clearly not here, but I will definitely be watching football later tonight. Turns out the Lone Star Showdown is the best game of the day because the NFL scheduler is on crack and decided the Lions and Raiders should get this kind of ...