Archive for the ‘Indiana University’ Category

The Ten Worst Coaches In College Football

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

We just finished Week One of college football and I'm already calling for coaches' heads. The law of averages tells you that if you have 120 schools in Division I the Football Bowl Subdivision, at least 35 percent of those teams are going to blow. And for those blowing teams, ...

IU Football Is Expensive

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Indiana University's athletic department is now $3 million richer after agreeing to a sweetheart deal with FedEx field in Washington DC. IU agreed to give up its 2010 home game against Penn State so that the game could be played at the home of the Redskins. The November 20, 2010 ...

Indiana Football Lays Out The Welcome Mat For Opposing Fans

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

Sometimes you just know you suck. Like when Ben Affleck watches his movies, he knows it’s shit. Right? I mean, you’d have to. Well, as an Indiana University graduate I know my alma mater’s football team blows. Everyone knows. CBS Sports’ Dennis Dodd ranked IU No. 97 among the 120 Division I ...

Pringle explodes on Hoosiers

Friday, March 13th, 2009

Indiana's embarrassing season came to its embarrassing end on Thursday evening, and perhaps it is fitting that one of the primary culprits in IU's demise was none other than Stanley Pringle. Pringle was Penn State's second-leading scorer in its 66-51 win over the Hoosiers, exploding for 16 points. If you're thinking ...

Indiana’s NCAA Tournament Resume

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Since we're less than a week away from Selection Sunday and everyone is checking and re-checking tournament resumes and figuring out who is in and who is out right now, we figured we'd give our alma mater's current tournament resume. Needless to say, it's been a tough season for the Indiana ...

Thank You, Kyle Taber

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

The Indiana Hoosiers had their senior night Tuesday against Michigan State, and though they lost to the Spartans 64-59, the night was all about IU's lone senior, Kyle Taber. Taber is the last holdover from the Mike Davis era of IU hoops. He's been through four head coaches in his time ...

At Least We’re Not DePaul

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Indiana's basketball season continues falling to depths that have only been previously measured in the Marianas Trench, with the latest indignity coming on Wednesday night with the Hoosiers' first home loss to Northwestern in 41 years. In fact, the Wildcats had never beaten IU at Assembly Hall, with the last ...

It’s Time to Get Some New Forms of Communication in Bloomington

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Raise your hand if you thought the Indiana University basketball program would get through this season without even the slightest of NCAA rules violations. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Well, the Indianapolis Star reported Tuesday that Indiana turned in its own secondary violation for an extra phone call during one week to incoming recruit Bawa Muniru in late ...

Perhaps Indiana Can Still Make this Game Watchable

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

Today could be a nightmare. Usually there are few things better for the writers of this blog than a little Indiana-Purdue rivalry, especially this time of year. That's because basketball season is the time where Hoosiers get revenge for a normally embarrassing football loss. Not so this year. Since Kelvin Sampson pillaged and burned the Indiana program ...

The Hoosiers Might Go Down, But They Will Do So Swinging

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

We missed this Sunday night and into Monday, but Indiana basketball coach Tom Crean suspended his top scorer, Devan Dumes, on Sunday after the flurry of elbows Dumes threw in Saturday's game at Michigan State. The suspension is for an indefinite number of games. For the record, Dumes has since apologized ...