Week Five College Football Picks

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Record after week 4: 48-13 (29-30-2 ATS) 12 pm ET (2) Ohio State (4-0) at Illinois (2-1) (+17) I have no idea why I'm picking this game. Illinois is going to get destroyed, and it will be incredibly uninteresting. Sorry, Illini fans, but the UI football team sucks. They're going to produce a ...

Your Week Three College Football Scores

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

Record after week 2: 19-7 (10-15-1 ATS) Read my week three picks here. Something to watch until football starts in four hours (courtesy of Deadspin commenter Hustler of Culture): Friday Night Action: Nevada 52 Cal 31 - You're my boy, Blue! Colin Kaepernick and Nevada finally have a marquee win. This is the ...

Week Three College Football Picks

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

Record after week 2: 19-7 (10-15-1 ATS) Noon ET UConn (1-1) at Temple (2-0) (+6.5) An intriguing game between two programs trying to take the water wings off and swim with the big kids. Both teams have been attempting to play clean, turnover-free football and be a pain in the ass to play ...

Your Week Two College Football Scores

Saturday, September 11th, 2010

Record: 7-4 (4-6-1 ATS) Yahoo! league record: 7-9 Read my week two picks here. South Dakota 41 Minnesota 38 - In the words of Nelson Muntz, Esq., HA-HA. I don't care if it makes the Big Ten look bad. This is hilarious. Everyone should lose but Indiana. Oh, and world, Dante Warren. Dante ...

Your College Football Bowls Preview Part Eight

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

Here's a travesty for you: how the hell did Colt McCoy beat out Case Keenum for the O'Brien Award? A quick statistical comparison: Colt McCoy: 3,512 yards, 27 TD, 12 INT, 7.5 YPA, 30 sacks, 147.46 rating Case Keenum: 5,449 yards, 43 TD, 9 INT, 8.27 YPA, 16 sacks, 159.28 rating And Keenum ...

The Paper Champs

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

The recent economic disaster was caused by unbelievable cheating, dishonesty and stupidity by insiders while the appearance of "fairness" was maintained publicly. Most got away with their misdeeds because there was a total lack of oversight by the federal government and a lack of knowledge of their doings by the ...

Your Week 12 College Football Scores

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

Record after week 11: 121-61, 84-96-2 AS 10 am ET: This is it. Indiana's last football game of 2009. They're not going to put pads on together on the field again whilst keeping score until the spring game in March/April. I can't believe we're already here. 1:39 PM ET: Never has there ...