Effing Rudy Gay, Man

Friday, February 4th, 2011

I bet you didn't know that the Toronto Raptors had fans. After viewing this video (in which the audio is NSFW), however, your perspective on life will change as seen through the eyes of this unfortunate Raptors supporter. The above video comes from the Jan. 24 matchup between the Raptors ...

Link Dump!

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

Terrance Cody failed his physical for the Ravens - No Guts, No Glory Your daily Jeremiah Masoli update - Friends of the Program The Baker's boy Stylez White is a fantasy sleeper - Fantasy Knuckleheads Is what Chris Paul tried to do to the Hornets worse than what LeBron did? - Can't Stop ...

Link Dump!

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Hell yes it's the LT Dance. Playoffs, bitches! McGwire admits what we all knew then anyway. Kind of makes those ball-licking articles about him back in the day seem even more slanted and pathetic, doesn't it? - Sports Illustrated Sorry fellas, Minka and Derek are tying the knot. Or something. Hope she ...

Chris Bosh Is Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Chris Bosh’s birthday isn’t until March 24th. But Shaquille O’Neal would like to wish the Toronto Raptors’ big man an early happy birthday today. Because today is RuPaul’s birthday. And how can we forget The Diesel’s public dissing of Bosh last season? After Shaq put up 45 points in a Phoenix win over Toronto ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Ashley Tisdale And The Number Two

Monday, July 6th, 2009

Ashley Tisdale is in Hawai'i and she has a message: "Oooh, McD, you're so BIG." Thanks Ashley, you didn't have to say that. Way to go, blogosphere - The Sporting Blog You stay classy, Ashley Cole's WAG - The Spoiler The only way this story could be funnier is if it was Mike ...

NBA Draft: A Look Back At The Decade That Was

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

The NBA Draft is Thursday, and this year's draft, which many are already calling the weakest in recent memory, is as unpredictable as any I can remember. After Blake Griffin, everything is a toss up. There are a ton of question marks. And you just know at least half of the ...

TheBaker’s 2009 NBA Mock Draft

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

1. Los Angeles Clippers - Blake Griffin, PF (Oklahoma) Duh. Not even the Clippers can botch this one...I think. Griffin is this year’s prize. After him, the draft starts to taste a lot like Coors Light - watered down. Local take: Mark Heisler of the Los Angeles Times. 2. Memphis Grizzlies - Hasheem ...

NBA: Homegrown Edition

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

  Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the NBA: Homegrown Edition. And no, that doesn't mean a league where Bonzi Wells, Melo, Damon Stoudemire, Zach Randolph and Darius Miles score by taking bong hits. I'll explain. The NBA Draft Lottery was holding to form on Tuesday. The order was working up until Memphis ...

NBA Celeb Bailout ’09

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

 In these tough economic times, some professional sports teams have had to look for alternative ways to generate capital and stay afloat. Raising ticket prices isn’t really an option for many franchises as cost-conscious spectators are less likely to shell out top bucks. Plus, it would look like a cash ...