Who Sucks Most?

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Congratulations, Detroit Lions! With your thrilling 19-14 victory over the Washington Football Club on Sunday, you removed the mantle of Crappiest Team in Football from your backs. The question -- which is not very easily answered -- now becomes, who sucks most? To me, it seems likes there is no clear-cut choice ...

Score One For Abstinence

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Abstinence education always gets knocked around because -- well, let's face it, you might as well tell stoners not to eat Doritos. But it's my opinion that the abstinence ed people have been using the wrong tactics, and we'd like to bolster their cause. As you know, last week Steve McNair ...