Texas Rangers Unveil Massive Wieners

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Sorry, perverts. This isn't some Deadspin-style expose where we hid in Mike Napoli's locker with a camera and a tape measure. This is a story about hot dogs. Specifically, the one-pound hot dogs that will be offered at Rangers Ballpark this season. Yes, you read correctly. Because the one thing America doesn't ...

Will Venable, Yu Darvish Not Fans of Each Other

Thursday, March 8th, 2012

San Diego Padres outfielder Will Venable being the first hitter faced by $100 million Texas Rangers pitcher Yu Darvish isn't exactly the kind of confrontation you'll be telling your grandkids about. Or even your coworkers. But that doesn't mean Venable and Darvish can't turn this into the kind of feud only ...

Even After Signing Darvish, Rangers Still Want Prince Fielder

Wednesday, January 18th, 2012

The Texas Rangers made a big move Wednesday afternoon by signing Japanese pitcher Yu Darvish to a six-year, $60 million deal. When considering the posting fee paid just to negotiate with the right-hander, that means the Rangers spent over $110 million to get Darvish on board. After spending that kind of ...

Washington Nationals Offer C.J. Wilson Six-Year Deal

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

Well, the Miami Marlins made their splash in free agency by locking up shortstop Jose Reyes and closer Heath Bell, and now apparently the Washington Nationals are trying to do the same. Reports have surfaced that the Nats have gone out on a limb and offered free agent lefty C.J. Wilson ...

Yu Darvish Has Plenty Of Suitors

Thursday, November 17th, 2011

One of the key baseball free agents this winter is Japanese starting pitcher Yu Darvish. The 25-year-old right-hander has spent the last few seasons pitching for the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters and is supposed to be posted for bidding at some point this offseason. When he is, a bunch of ...

Los Angeles Angels Trying To Steal C.J. Wilson

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

One of the biggest names in this year's crop of baseball free agents is Texas Rangers left-hander C.J. Wilson. While the 30-year-old hurler has expressed a desire to stay in Arlington, a division rival may be in the process of luring him away from the Rangers. The Los Angeles Angels' new ...

C.J. Wilson To Stay With The Rangers?

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

Texas Rangers left-hander C.J. Wilson is considered one of the top prizes on baseball's free agent market this winter, especially after helping lead his team to back-to-back American League championships. Several teams are expected to throw big money in the direction of the 30-year-old hurler and he could become a ...

Budweiser Sweater Guy Steals Show In Game 7

Friday, October 28th, 2011

As I type this Game 7 of the World Series between the Texas Rangers and St. Louis Cardinals is still going on, but we already have our MVP. He's a guy who got field-level tickets (in the coveted even with third base area no less) to the most-hyped baseball game ...