Tennessee Left With Options, Just Not Many

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

After Will Muschamp turned down the chance to be the head football coach at the University of Tennessee, the Volunteers have been left standing at the altar without a bride. Lane Kiffin's departure has caught Tennessee's athletic department completely surprised and unprepared for what to do with the future of ...

Is 2009 The Worst NFL Season Of All-Time?

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

The NFL is bigger and more popular than ever. But that doesn’t necessarily mean the league is better. There appears to be a large number of just awful teams this season. I’m talking absolutely putrid. Like teams you know are going to lose all week long. My roommate relayed a conversation he had ...

English Preparing For 1776 All Over Again

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

The Americans are coming! The Americans are coming! Sound the alarm. Ignite the beacon from the lighthouse. On Sunday, the NFL is returning to London, England for a third consecutive year. So which team did America's strongest economic asset send to our former colonial bosses? The New England Patriots. Summon the ghosts of Paul ...

Who Sucks Most?

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Congratulations, Detroit Lions! With your thrilling 19-14 victory over the Washington Football Club on Sunday, you removed the mantle of Crappiest Team in Football from your backs. The question -- which is not very easily answered -- now becomes, who sucks most? To me, it seems likes there is no clear-cut choice ...

Where Will Jay Cutler Be Sulking Next Year?

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Well, my master plan of getting Jay Cutler the hell away from the AFC West because I can't stand seeing his utterly emotionless face on the sidelines is almost complete. Cutler has now demanded a trade after his feelings were hurt when the Broncos brought his name up in trade ...

Stylez G, White Wins In The End

Monday, December 15th, 2008

For those loyal readers of Rumors and Rants, you know two things about me. One, I love sports. And two, anything that has to do with "Teen Wolf" is gold to me (except "Teen Wolf Too"). I'm not kidding. Before intramural basketball games in college, I would listen to Mark Safan's "Win In ...

At Last Report Brian Griese’s Arm Hadn’t Fallen Off…Yet

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

So, let's start with this little notion. The once vaunted defense of the Chicago Bears is a.) no longer vaunted, b.) unable to hold any kind of lead, c.) unable to carry this team to the playoffs while Kyle Orton plays caretaker of the offense like Bears fans would like ...