January Jones Picture and Today’s Links

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Mad Men comes back August 16. Apparently January Jones' real first name is, in fact, January. Can't her parents see she's traumatized?!?!? Is anyone really surprised by this? - New York Times Apparently Simmons was - Twitter Just for Brett: ten songs to get over those retirement blues - The Legend of Cecilio ...

Blog Roll Call

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Something a little different with the link dump today. I've linked every blog in our blog roll that's still posting regularly. That's right all of them. In alphabetical order. So please read them because it took me ninety fucking minutes to do this whole thing. Well if Charlie Batch said it.... ...

Paul Konerko Should Probably Stop Talking For A While

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

So we all know Sammy Sosa has (finally) been outed as a steroid user. We've all known he used ever since he forgot how to speak English during that famous congressional hearing in 2005. No one was shocked by the revelation that Sosa tested positive in 2003, and reaction to ...

Katrina Bowden Picture and Today’s Links

Friday, June 12th, 2009

More preposterous, unsubstantiated shit about baseball players - More Hardball Was ESPN fair to that one dude who said that stuff about Raul Ibanez? - Cleveland Fowns Know who else might be on steroids? - Big League Stew Possible careers for Manny Ramirez - Fantasypros 911 Calling bullshit on the "ball beat the runner ...

Gemma Atkinson Picture and Today’s Links

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

I don't mean to pile on -  wait yes I do - but it's worth mentioning that Cristiano Ronaldo passed up Gemma Atkinson for some prostitutes (allegedly). But you already knew he was a douche. And now he's a Champions League Final losing douche. Arsegate. Great name. And how come people ...

Angels And Demons Of Sports

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

In case you don't watch every show on DVR or online and can't fast forward through every commercial break, then I'm sure you're more than aware of Friday's upcoming release of "Angels and Demons." The critics are saying: "Better than 'The Da Vinci Code' in every way imaginable!" I would hope ...

E Tu Papi?

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

It's been less than a week since Major League Baseball suspended Manny Ramirez 50 games for violating its ban on performance-enhancing drugs. In that time we've heard nearly everyone's opinion on the subject. One person we hadn't heard from was Manny's old buddy, David Ortiz. Well, now we have. Ortiz said ...

There Is Nothing Not Funny About This Story

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Note from the writer: I'm going to trying and type out this post between wheezes of laughter. So let me get this straight: Manny Ramirez - who ESPN basically dubbed the greatest hitter ever, ever, in its preseason coverage - has been suspended 50 games by Major League Baseball after testing ...