Carlos Beltran: X-rays on Cardinals outfielder’s ribs come back negative

Thursday, October 24th, 2013

St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Carlos Beltran left Game 1 of the World Series Wednesday night after banging into the bullpen fence in right field at Fenway Park. Beltran robbed Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz of a grand slam in the second inning, turning the deep fly ball into a ...

Ding-dong, the Cards are dead!

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2012

Finally, our long national nightmare is over. The St. Louis Cardinals are no more, and with their elimination comes a feeling of satisfaction I didn't know was possible from a baseball game. I'm not exaggerating. All over the world, people are raised with an irrational, irreversible hatred for certain creeds, religions or ...

Atlanta Braves: Brian McCann benched for wild-card playoff game

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

In a shocking move, the Atlanta Braves have decided to bench six-time All-Star catcher Brian McCann for Friday's wild-card playoff game against the the St. Louis Cardinals. David Ross will get the start behind the plate. While McCann has just endured the worst season of his excellent career, it's still a ...

Yadier Molina Contract Extension with Cardinals Almost Done

Thursday, March 1st, 2012

The St. Louis Cardinals and catcher Yadier Molina have reportedly agreed on a five-year contract extension worth $75 million. I'm just going to step back and take a deep breath because that's a huge freaking deal. Molina is playing for $7 million this year, and then his extension will kick in ...

Albert Pujols’ Contract Includes A Lot Of Perks

Friday, January 6th, 2012

The Los Angeles Angels really pulled out all the stops to land slugger Albert Pujols a few weeks ago. Not only did they give him a deal worth $240 million over the next 10 years, they also sweetened that pact with a ton of perks. Pujols' contract with the Angels was ...

Marlins Expect Answer From Albert Pujols Shortly

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

UPDATE: The Marlins are officially out of the Pujols chase, but they did sign Mark Buehrle today. The Miami Marlins have made their pitch to free agent first baseman Albert Pujols and they reportedly expect an answer from the slugger shortly. As in, before Wednesday morning. No one is exactly sure what ...

Chicago Cubs Contact Albert Pujols

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

We all knew this was coming - if for no other reason than to annoy the crap out of St. Louis Cardinals fans - but the Chicago Cubs formally made contact with representatives of free agent first baseman Albert Pujols. The three-time MVP is represented by Dan Lozano and while ...

Ry-Noooooooooooooooooooo

Thursday, November 3rd, 2011

Well, well, well. Those a-holes from St. Louis are already back at it. Just days after I clearly warned the universe that I would blow it up in the case that this happened, the St. Louis Cardinals confirmed that Ryne Sandberg will be one of "less than 10 candidates" interviewed for the ...