Sarah Shahi Topless Picture and Today’s Links

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Sarah Shahi is relaxing. I could really use some relaxing right about now. The Mike Zimmer story is really, really sad. And no, the Bengals beating Baltimore on Sunday does not make it better - Shutdown Corner Jonathan Crompton is your SEC player of the week. You read that right - A ...

McD’s College Football Preview Part One: 9 Predictions For 2009

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Before I get started, congratulations to Phillips' sister and baby-daddy (I kid, I kid) Eric on the birth of their daughter. I don't get to do my Luca Brasi impression until her wedding, I guess, but in any case congratulations to everyone. Now on with the college football-related wrongheadedness. 1. Colin Kaepernick will ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By 19.19

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

I mean sure, the 100 meters world record is what gets you the title of "world's fastest man," but the 200 meters is real GD speed, and this video, friends, is as real as it gets. I bet he's on steroids. That's right, I said it. Now put me on ...

Jasmine Fiore Picture and Today’s Links

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

This is Jasmine Fiore, former Playboy model. She wasn't all that cute, but now she's dead and that's a terrible thing to say. Shame on me. She was recently murdered and found stuffed inside a suitcase, in an Orange County trash bin and the salacious details of her death and ...

Why Is This A Controversy?

Friday, July 24th, 2009

For the past two days ESPN has been all a twitter over the fact that Florida quarterback Tim Tebow wasn't a unanimously selected first team preseason All-SEC. Except for the brief few hours where Mark Buehrle's perfect game was the lead story, the headline about Tebow's "snub" was all over ...

Olivia Wilde Picture and Today’s Links

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Bryce Harper is doing what now? - Big League Stew Since Joe Buck has already sold out multiple times, what do we call this fake controversy involving the premiere of his HBO show and Artie Lange's appearance on it? - Deadspin Your grades after the 1-3 US loss to Italy at the ...

Vols Fan Finally Learns How To Use The Computer

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

In keeping with the tradition of half-assed buffoonery that has become the Tennessee Volunteers football program, some "fans" decided to send death threats to quarterback Jonathan Crompton during last season's brutally bad 5-7 campaign. Crompton recently admitted he received at least two e-mailed death threats as well as a suspicious-looking ...