Friday, August 21st, 2009
Before I get started, congratulations to Phillips' sister and baby-daddy (I kid, I kid) Eric on the birth of their daughter. I don't get to do my Luca Brasi impression until her wedding, I guess, but in any case congratulations to everyone.
Now on with the college football-related wrongheadedness.
1. Colin Kaepernick will ...
Posted in College Football, General, McD College Football '09 | 1 Comment »
Thursday, August 20th, 2009
I mean sure, the 100 meters world record is what gets you the title of "world's fastest man," but the 200 meters is real GD speed, and this video, friends, is as real as it gets. I bet he's on steroids. That's right, I said it. Now put me on ...
Posted in Link Dump, Usain Bolt | No Comments »
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009
This is Jasmine Fiore, former Playboy model. She wasn't all that cute, but now she's dead and that's a terrible thing to say. Shame on me. She was recently murdered and found stuffed inside a suitcase, in an Orange County trash bin and the salacious details of her death and ...
Posted in Chicks Man, Jasmine Fiore, Link Dump | 1 Comment »
Friday, July 24th, 2009
For the past two days ESPN has been all a twitter over the fact that Florida quarterback Tim Tebow wasn't a unanimously selected first team preseason All-SEC. Except for the brief few hours where Mark Buehrle's perfect game was the lead story, the headline about Tebow's "snub" was all over ...
Posted in College Football, ESPN, Tim Tebow | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
Bryce Harper is doing what now? - Big League Stew
Since Joe Buck has already sold out multiple times, what do we call this fake controversy involving the premiere of his HBO show and Artie Lange's appearance on it? - Deadspin
Your grades after the 1-3 US loss to Italy at the ...
Posted in Chicks Man, Link Dump, olivia wilde | No Comments »
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009
In keeping with the tradition of half-assed buffoonery that has become the Tennessee Volunteers football program, some "fans" decided to send death threats to quarterback Jonathan Crompton during last season's brutally bad 5-7 campaign. Crompton recently admitted he received at least two e-mailed death threats as well as a suspicious-looking ...
Posted in College Football, University of Tennessee | 2 Comments »
Monday, March 16th, 2009
Every year, the NCAA tournament committee manages to make at least one glaring mistake. And we're always here to call them out on it.
Last year, it was the comparatively minor violation of giving Butler the shaft when it came to seeding. Last year's Bulldogs, who were clearly good enough to ...
Posted in College Basketball, Free SDSU, Go Fuck Yourself San Diego, NCAA Tournament, NIT, SEC | 8 Comments »
