Josh Booty Gets Eight Grand For Getting Tased

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

Former barely NFL quarterback Josh Booty settled a lawsuit against the Orange County sheriff's department alleging sheriff's deputies shot him with a stun gun while booking him for drunken driving. Booty's attorney, Tariq Hasan, claims the former awful quarterback will receive $8,619. In 2008 Booty, who was drafted by the Seattle Seahawks ...

The Oakland Raiders: Always Screwing Things Up For Everyone Else

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

The Oakland Raiders have done it again. For the second straight draft, the Raiders grabbed a player far higher than he was supposed to go, and have paid that player far more than his slot value. In 2009, the Raiders took receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey with the No. 7 pick in the ...

Link Dump!

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

I'm ignoring many facts and circumstance and everything, but whaddya know, a Calipari player with academic issues? - Strait Pinkie Stuff UK should have known about, too - Ballin' is a Habit I didn't know for sure until January, but man, parents these days are f**cking pansies - No Guts, No Glory I ...

Bush To Seahawks?

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

To this point, the entirety of my Rumors and Rants career has consisted of rants. (And two link dumps). But now that I've become privy to some information that people actually might care about, I am proud to present you with my first rumor. A legitimate dude who has a close ...

Link Dump!

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Hell yes it's the LT Dance. Playoffs, bitches! McGwire admits what we all knew then anyway. Kind of makes those ball-licking articles about him back in the day seem even more slanted and pathetic, doesn't it? - Sports Illustrated Sorry fellas, Minka and Derek are tying the knot. Or something. Hope she ...

What’s Really Going On At USC

Monday, January 11th, 2010

I've read so many misguided reports all over the internet about USC, its coaching search and why Pete Carroll departed. I rarely spout anything about USC on this site as far as inside information goes but I've been so frustrated by the misinformation coming out of ESPN, Yahoo! and others ...

Dear Mike Holmgren: Goooood Luck

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Mike Holmgren is one heck of a football guy. Really, he is. Just consider his coaching career. Holmgren has taken two franchises -- the only two he has ever coached -- to the Super Bowl. He won Super Bowl XXI with Brett Favre in Green Bay and returned to the big ...

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Picture Brings the Links

Friday, December 11th, 2009

Apparently Candice Swanepoel has never slept with Tiger Woods either. So that's two women that we know about. A Tiger Woods-related Hitler video? You know I'm linking that - Outside the Boxscore No more lime-green Seahawks jerseys - No Guts, No Glory Brian Kelly is your new coach at Notre Dame - South ...