Jake Locker To The Seattle Seahawks?

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011

It's no secret that the quarterback situation for the Seattle Seahawks is unsettled. While Seattle would like to retain incumbent Matt Hasselbeck - and probably will - there is no guarantee backup Charlie Whitehurst is the future of the franchise. As a result, fans in the Pacific Northwest have been ...

Playoff Betting: Don’t Fall Victim to Perception

Friday, January 7th, 2011

On Saturday afternoon, perhaps the worst NFL team ever to make the playoffs in the modern era will take the field against the defending Super Bowl champs.  Are the Seahawks bad?  Yes.  Utterly god awful?  Check.  Lack star power and dynamic playmakers?  Touche.  So why on earth would any sane ...

Charlie Whitehurst To Start For Seahawks

Friday, November 5th, 2010

The NFL's most Jesus-looking quarterback will finally get his chance to start this Sunday. Charlie Whitehurst, the guy with the best hair-facial hair combo in sports since Johnny Damon circa 2004 will start under center for the Seattle Seahawks this weekend, as Matt Hasselbeck continues to recover from a concussion. So ...

Josh Booty Gets Eight Grand For Getting Tased

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

Former barely NFL quarterback Josh Booty settled a lawsuit against the Orange County sheriff's department alleging sheriff's deputies shot him with a stun gun while booking him for drunken driving. Booty's attorney, Tariq Hasan, claims the former awful quarterback will receive $8,619. In 2008 Booty, who was drafted by the Seattle Seahawks ...

The Oakland Raiders: Always Screwing Things Up For Everyone Else

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

The Oakland Raiders have done it again. For the second straight draft, the Raiders grabbed a player far higher than he was supposed to go, and have paid that player far more than his slot value. In 2009, the Raiders took receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey with the No. 7 pick in the ...

Link Dump!

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

I'm ignoring many facts and circumstance and everything, but whaddya know, a Calipari player with academic issues? - Strait Pinkie Stuff UK should have known about, too - Ballin' is a Habit I didn't know for sure until January, but man, parents these days are f**cking pansies - No Guts, No Glory I ...

Bush To Seahawks?

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

To this point, the entirety of my Rumors and Rants career has consisted of rants. (And two link dumps). But now that I've become privy to some information that people actually might care about, I am proud to present you with my first rumor. A legitimate dude who has a close ...

Link Dump!

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Hell yes it's the LT Dance. Playoffs, bitches! McGwire admits what we all knew then anyway. Kind of makes those ball-licking articles about him back in the day seem even more slanted and pathetic, doesn't it? - Sports Illustrated Sorry fellas, Minka and Derek are tying the knot. Or something. Hope she ...